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Ever play one of those “what if” game or “would you rather” games? They’re the type of conversation filler that show their ugly heads when you’ve exhausted all other topics of conversation or entertainment. It’s usually harmless, if inane, fun, but sometimes if you’re not careful and you ask the wrong question you might just get an answer that ruins your night.
I was having one of those conversations with a guy I was seeing and I made the mistake the ask him: “If you could be anywhere in the world right now where would you be and what would you be doing?” I was hoping the answer would involve me and some dirty scenario, but his answer was Ibiza.
Ibiza is one of those beautiful exotic places that’s renown for it’s completely insane beach parties. Not a bad place to be if you could be anywhere in the world. The only problem was that he picked Ibiza, because he had fallen in love with a girl that came from there; a girl who had enticed his libido with all her stories about those decadent beach parties.
I hate Ibiza.
It’s still a beautiful place though, and it definitely has some amazing beaches. Topless beaches, apparently, where British models and socialites like to show off their little perky tits and pierced nipples. Enter Pixie Geldof, whose existence I was, until now, unaware of, but hey, she’s famous and showing off some boob and that’s the only reason I need to show you guys these pics. It sure helps takes the edge off the whole hating Ibiza thing. It’s hard to stay bitter when you’ve got an eye full of model tit in your face, amirite?
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Via thenipslip.com
