Subscribe
Pornstar of the Morning: Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin started out innocently enough. Her plucky good looks took her all the way to the 1984 Ms. Wasilla beauty pageant. From there, it was only a matter of time before she became Mayor of Wasilla, and then the Governor of Alaska. Her political life looked nothing but promising.
Fortunately, her whirlwind political career didn’t keep her from starring in a number of fabulous pornos. Under her pseudonym Lisa Ann, Sarah sucked and fucked her way right to the top. How else do you think Wasilla brought a timely resolution to all those budget shortfalls? And you don’t get to be that catastrophically dumb and get tabbed as Vice President without sucking off a few well-timed old man cocks along the way. Word on the street is she got her current job as a Fox News analyst by scissoring the shit out of Greta Van Susteren and getting TP’d by the good folks at Fox and Friends. Fair and balanced, indeed.
God bless you Sarah. We are all better with you around. Be sure and buy her new paperback America By Hearty Loads of Cum on My Titties and All Up In My Asshole. In a bookstore near you!
Big breasted cop Lisa Ann jammed by an inmate sex tape video brought to you by PornHub
