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Being touted as the ‘world’s most erotic and expensive bed’ (which is actually not true unless they mean ‘erotic and expensive’ as one qualifier instead of two, which is then kind of sneaky) the ‘Indecent Bed’, from the Gallery of Wonderful, rings in at the low, low price of $77,150.
For that price you get famed photographer; Sante D’Orazio, Guido Argentina or Warwick Saint, to photograph you and your lover or just you in flagrante delicto and then have the picture airbrushed and stitched into your new headboard. Voila! You now have a pixilated erotic bed.
Do you know what we could do with that money? Nearly $80,000 could buy us a boatload (wait, that sounds like trafficking) of hookers. We could have a hooker for every day of the year (only the ones that love their jobs and want to be there of course). We could even find out what the big to-do with Zahia Dehar is all about. We could fuck our life away, even though it wouldn’t be in an ‘Indecent Bed’ but whatever we would do with that type of money would definitely be not only indecent but down right lecherous.
Hooker?
...Or Bed?
