Mother Daughter Porn Team Seeks Father Son Porn Duo

by Lola Byrd on June 4, 2013

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One of the fist pornos I ever saw was about this girl named Peaches who gets double teams by a father and son duo. The father in question is Peaches husband, and while he’s plowing her from behind he says to his son: Moms are the best!” The son who is getting his knob polished gives his dad a high-five and responds: “Fucking A!”

For months, all my friends and I could say while giving each other high-fives was “Moms are the best!” and “Fucking A!” over and over again. It wasn’t disturbing, because we figured no one was actually related in the flick, so it was in good fun.

Unfortunately, it’s not always so. In “ewwww” news, real life mother daughter porn team Jessica and Monica Sexxton are looking for a father and son porn duo to tag team them on film, you know, for posterity.

Personally, I’m just hoping this whole thing didn’t start because the Sexxtons decided they needed to spend more time together.

For the record, Jessica and Monica have NOT had sex with each other, but they have frequently shared a partner while in the same room.

As if that wasn’t disturbing enough, the mother daughter team wouldn’t be against adding a (as of yet non-existent) grand-child to the mix or Jessica’s 19 year-old virgin son, although, Monica says she would prefer it if her bro lost his v-card to someone he loved before joining the family business.

I’m betting these people are from Florida.

OMG, I’m not even kidding. I wrote that sentence and then I Googled where they’re from and I shit you not, I was right on the money. The Sexxxtons are from Tampa, Florida, baby.

If you’ve got a father (or son) and an open mind, the Sexxtons will be auditioning potential father son duos during the next couple weeks to join them in filming a porno. The winning team will be announced on Father’s day, how sweet.

Via thefrisky.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd

  • Robonino123

    This reminds me of the whole twins in porno thing too. Oh look twins. That’s hot. Hey, they’re kissing each other. Okay. Wait. Aren’t they sisters? INCEST.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Yeah, but twins fucking each other is more like masturbation than incest.

      • BDY

        AHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Toxik

    how about second cousins? had a 3some with 2 girls who were cousins. they went down on each other.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

      Cousins are okay by Lola’s morality standards.

  • C.J. Brown

    I’d do the Mum, the Daughter can watch (she’s too young for me) …

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