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When you wear tight pants does your moose knuckle look a little small? Is stuffing a tube sock in your briefs too uncomfortable? If these are your problems, then there’s a new product you need to get. Shock Jocks – underwear with a large plastic fake cock built in (there’s a space in the fake dick piece to rest your real dick in)!
It serves the dual purpose of giving your pants a huge bulge and protects your junk from kicks to the groin/zippering up on your shlong. It’s available in both black and white, but is only available in a circumcised version. So for y’all natural uncuts out there, who are ashamed of your small dicks but proud of your foreskins, you all shit outa luck.
This may be a dangerous pair of briefs to wear – if you hit the club in some fitted skinny jeans and your Shock Jocks projecting out an impressive package and manage to pick up, when the underwear comes off the chick may leave in disgust with no action..or worse….you may end up slapped, punched, or castrated.
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