Being a woman is difficult sometime, I imagine that being a Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Model is even more difficult though. No nine to five office gigs or slaving over retail counters like the rest of us. For those ladies it’s a life of traveling off to exotic locations, contorting limbs into awkward positions, sky high heels on super slick runways, wardrobe fittings and of course…the bruised vagina. It’s hard work, I swear.
Seems that Selita Ebanks, Victoria’s Secret Model extraordinaire, confessed that beauty has it’s own price and her vagina is paying for it.
When recently wearing a set of bra and panties covered in 4.5 million dollars worth of diamonds, rubies, emeralds and yellow sapphires, it seems that the sensitive skin, Selita said that she wasn’t all that concerned with the value of the jewels that she was wearing (I mean seriously, why would she be? Millions of dollars of rocks, one of which could pay my rent for the next twenty years or so, affixed to a flimsy piece of fabric, no big deal…that’s just every day undergarments for everyone that I know). She was more concerned about the fact that her precious pussy was going to be a disappointment to the Man Meat that she was trying to attract. She said, “It’s like you’re walking and scraping. This is not cohesive to get a man. No man wants a scratchy vagina.”
Right, no man wants the vagina of a Victoria’s Secret Super Model, ESPECIALLY one that is damaged with diamond scrapes.
If you’re going to put in the time effort and energy into dating a Super Model, it’s definitely in your best interest to check under the hood first and make sure there isn’t any kind of defect in the vagina area. How are you going to brag to your friends that you got to bang a super model if the one you got to suck your cock ends up being the one with the diamond scratches?