Not Enough Pussy Eating In One Night Stands – Science!

by Bucky Beall on December 12, 2011

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I love eating pussy. I love watching porn where men eat pussy. I love watching pornos where women eat other’s pussies. If you’re a chick you probably like getting your clit licked. If you’re a dude you might have more mixed feelings, I know lots of you consider it a chore… which makes my head explode.

I don’t even care if she cums.

I just love to get my mouth onto some snatch and can’t understand anybody who doesn’t.

That’s why I’m disturbed by the results of this new study in the Journal of Sex Research, which is revealing most women are not getting their carpets munched in one night stands and hookups. When researchers interviewed women about casual sex they discovered most women didn’t receive oral sex or even have an orgasm at all. To add to the unfairness the chicks had no problem giving out blow-jays to their booty calls.

It’s not that these young ladies were rebuffed or turned down, many of the women didn’t know how to ask for some muff diving, and went without, rather than bring the subject up.

Bro-Dudes of the world, going down on chicks rocks! And even if you don’t like it, suck it up because a lot of women can’t orgasm from dick-in-vag alone – even if it’s a one night stand, if you’re blowing your load don’t you want to see her get off too?

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  • Qwerty

    I love to eat pussy, but one night stands usually call for protection against disease and infection. I learnt this the hard way. Eating a random girls pussy is risky business and there is no way in fucking hell i’m  using a dental dam. Not to mention a lot of one night stands are a result of a night out partying, and we all know drinking alcohol makes you urinate excessively which in turn makes for a stanky pussy. It’s just not the same when it’s all creamy with a pungent odour.

    I actually don’t understand what you are trying to get at in this article. Are you advocating unsafe sex..?

    • Lola Byrd

      Same reason lots of women don’t give blow-jobs during one night stands. Although, using a condom to give a guy head is a lot less awkward then a dental dam.

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  • Paul Sessions

    Keep your body clean and shave. What’s all the excuses.

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