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Octomom may be losing her home but Vivid Entertainment has lost their mind. Nadya Suleman has until Tuesday, March 23rd to pay $450 000 or risk foreclosure on her home. Stephen Hirsch, president of Vivid, has offered her a way out. Like a porny fairy godmother, Hirsch has flown in and offered to pay the balance on Suleman’s home if the mom of 14 will star in a Vivid movie. In a letter to Suleman, Hirsch wrote:
“We can assure you that your film portrayal will be not only in a positive light but work you can be proud of. We have extensive experience in working with beautiful and sexy women.”
We do believe that a porn couldn’t possibly portray Suleman in a worse light than she has painted herself already. We had to wonder just who would watch an Octomom porn. Then we realized that we probably would. We imagine there would be a lot of twisted facial expressions and awkward positions with a dash of embarrassment and self loathing. And that would just be from us.
If Octomom does take Vivid up on their offer, perhaps John Mayer could direct. Two powerhouses of please-stop-talking fame could be the way to go.
