Last Week On Insta: Kato Punk, Rihanna, & More +++

August 13, 2017
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Every. Last. Single. Body. Part. Of. The. Female. Body. Is. Incredible. $25 and up gets you a full-res download of this set on Patreon (click the link in bio 👆) or just hang on for a few more days to see it on Stylerotica.com this Saturday. Shot by @_d_punk in Vegas. This is my first […]

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Boobs Are Nice But They Also Suck Sometimes

August 12, 2017
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My boobs are big, but they aren’t huge. When I was trying to film actual porno movies (not just maintain my amateur porno pseudo-empire) I was actually told that they weren’t big enough to shoot BBW porno. Whatevs. They work for me…except that boob sweat is real and one of the most terrible parts of […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: How Does Your Garden Grow?

August 12, 2017
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My kitchen is currently overflowing with zucchini. It happens to be my favorite vegetable to eat, but depending on the size of the baseball bats my friends, family and neighbors donate to me, I’ll also fuck them. There’s no shame in fucking veggies. I’d stay away from bananas because they squish, but that’s just a […]

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Why Couldn’t Kermit’s Voice Have Been Fired Over A Sex Scandal?

August 11, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Sex News: Penis Tape, Annika Albrite Video, & Indie Short “Hole”

August 11, 2017
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Guys don’t tape your penis shut instead of using a condom (Dr Jen Gunter) First of all there are no studies. Yes, I looked. As far as medical products go “beta-testing” appears to be snake oil Parseltongue for send-us-your-cash-we-have-done-absofuckinlutely-no work-on-this-what-so-ever-but-it-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-3 a.m. Ethical researchers do not release “beta” products they complete Phase 1 studies and then recruit […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Tiffani Amber Thiessen

August 10, 2017
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A lot of you may remember Tiffani Amber Thiessen (or rather Tiffany Thiessen since she dropped the Amber) as Kelly Kapowski on Saved By The Bell. Personally, I remember her as Valerie Malone on 90210. Kelly was a good girl, but Valerie was the TV show equivalent of Angelina Jolie, you know the one, she […]

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San Diego Comic Con: A Pornhub Insights Retrospective

August 10, 2017
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The San Diego Comic Con was held last month and it turned downtown San Diego into an absolute mad house. I remember going to the con with my father as a boy and it was such a quaint experience back then. The convention was held in the same building but before several expansions and renovations. […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Faye Reagan Gets You Through The Week

August 9, 2017
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I know, I know,  Faye Reagan disappeared from porn ages ago, but she’s still my favorite redhead. I often wonder where she went? Why she quit porn? And if we’ll ever see her again? Sigh. I doubt I’ll ever get the answer to any of these questions, but a girl can keep on googling. Sadly, […]

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Dangerous Threesome Leaves Two Women With Broken Bones?

August 9, 2017
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I’ve never been in a threesome but I have seen a lot of videos of them on Pornhub. There’s certainly an appeal to them and they’re often portrayed as the ultimate sexual experience in television and movies. With all these stories glorifying the raw sexuality of threesomes it’s no surprise that being in one is […]

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Britney Spears Is Weirdly Hot & Relevant While Working Out

August 8, 2017
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Who knew? Did you know? I didn’t know that Britney Spears is a smoking hot MILF?! I still remember when Britney Spears appeared on the scene. People were crazy about her. Obviously, I was much too jaded and sophisticated to like anything so popular. I was probably still busy mourning the death of Kurt Kobain. […]

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