Sex News: Sex Act That Kills, Straight People Don’t Exist, The Pros & Cons Of Robot Brothels

June 16, 2017
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I came out as bi to my best friend when I was 12 or 13, somewhere around there. It’s hard to remember how old I was exactly, but I continued to identify as bisexual until I was 15-16. These days I identify as straight, even though I continue to be sexually attracted to women. If […]

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Top 20: Bouncing Boob Gifs Of Tumblr

June 15, 2017
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Boobs really are the best body parts. Asses are a close second, so are vulvas, but there’s something about the roundness and smooshiness of tits that just gets to me every time. I think, in part, it has something to do with the fact that my tits are really sensitive, so when I see tits, not […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Kizzy & Sandrine (1994)

June 15, 2017
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This is exactly like the kind of photoshoot I would have been masturbating to when I was a wee lass and the only porn I could get my hands on were the skin mags my brother had hidden in his bedroom, except he was more of a Penthouse man. The brunette on the cover is […]

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Amber Rose’s Bush Is Quite Nice, Don’t You Agree?!

June 14, 2017
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Amber Rose isn’t so much bringing back the bush as joining a movement that’s been going on for a few years now where we’ve seen women show off more and more body hair, from their underarms to their pussies. As you all know, I’m all for the liberation of women and banning body shame to […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Blair Williams Gets You Through The Week

June 14, 2017
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Blair Williams is a former church preschool teacher who lost her anal virginity before her vaginal virginity, because Catholics. Oh and she also won The Sex Factor. Remember that show? I was pretty excited when they first announced a reality TV show that was all about finding the next top pornstar, but then nobody watched […]

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It’s Been Ten Years Since “2 Girls 1 Cup” Changed The Internet

June 13, 2017
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I remember it well, the year was 2007 and I was in my second year of university. The internet was going wild over a video called 2 Girls 1 Cup. Friends were tricking other friends into watching said video because watching your friends and loved ones go into shocked disgust is hilarious! Hi-larious, I tell you! After […]

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Irish Mailman Caught Fucking Mail Slots While On The Job!

June 12, 2017
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For the love of all that is holy, what has the world come to?! I was raised to trust, not in God, but in the postal service. I thought it was the one institution that I could put my faith in. I mean, with a motto like: “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom […]

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Masturbation Roll

June 11, 2017
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Olivia Munn on the Street – DrunkenStepfather Selena Gomez Full Side Boob Nip Slip – CelebJihad Demi Lovato Rocking Cleavage Hotness – CelebSpank Bella Thorne Nipples in See Through Workout Gear – TaxiDriverMovie Anja Rubik Nip Slip in the Pool! – The Nip Slip […]

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Last Week On Insta: Jess, Kylie Jenner, Aspen Maye & +++

June 11, 2017
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Last week on Insta, Kylie Jenner announced that she’ll be opening Kylie Shop soon where you’ll be able to buy your very own custom made Kylie robot. She’s won’t be marketing them as sex dolls per se, but we all know they’re for sticking your peen into. If Man is 5, then the Devil is […]

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Top 20: Trending Pornstars On Pornhub!

June 10, 2017
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I like checking out the trending list on Pornhub, because that’s where I discover new pornstars to fap it to. Besides, I like keeping track of the porno Zeitgeist and there’s no better way to do that then putting your faith in Pornhub’s algorithm. I’m assuming. 20. Jillian Janson Jillian Jason was a senior in […]

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