Let’s Do The Time Warp Again: Helen Mirren Nude In A Bathtub!

January 13, 2017
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Helen Mirren is a goddess. Always has been, always will be. I came across these pics the other day and I’m a fan. I like them. I like them a lot. They’re actually from a few years ago when Mirren was promoting the film Love Ranch. In Love Ranch, Mirren played the madam of a legal […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Azealia Banks (2015)

January 12, 2017
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I’m pretty sure Azealia Banks is trolling the internet. She was booted off Twitter for some racist comments she made against one of the One Direction dudes. Zayn Malik, I believe. Now her Facebook account has been deleted because she called Brazilians “third world freaks.” I’m not sure if that was before or after she […]

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Here’s A Calendar Of Naked Women Posing With Carp

January 12, 2017
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There’s a calendar of naked-ish women posing with carp, because why not. Yes, carp. As in, the fish. Yup, that’s right. The fish. I’m not a stranger to carp. In university I knew a guy studying to be an engineer whose nickname was Carp. Don’t ask me why that was his nickname, I never asked. […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Lily Cade Gets Your Through The Week

January 11, 2017
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Lily Cade is a goddamn national treasure and as such there are not enough porny GIFs showing off her luscious tush on the internet. What gives? Where are all the technologically inclined degenerates? Hell, I would do it myself, but I don’t know how to GIF. Okay. There. I admitted it. I don’t know how […]

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Last Week On Insta: Karley Sciortino, Noah Bensi, & Chanel Preston

January 11, 2017
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I joined a gym, not because I’m trying to loose weight after the Holidays (I hate that), but rather, because it’s cold as all hell and they have a steam room, a hot tub, and a heated pool. I figured it would be cheaper to pay the gym membership than to pay my hot water […]

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Tommy Pistol Answers The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire!

January 10, 2017
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In an alternate reality Tommy Pistol and I are best friends… we hang out, watch movies, and frequently go eat breakfast in the middle of the afternoon. That’s why I’m pretty stoked that he actually took the time to answer my Twitter DM. I had this brilliant totally originale idea (Ha!) to do a series […]

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Best Present Ever, But Not For Her

January 10, 2017
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Did you Peepz get any presents while you were celebrating or not celebrating this holiday season? I gave my wife a Pure Wand. She cried when she opened it and she cried when she came with it the first time. It was probably the best present ever. Then I started reading about odd presents that […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Suck It

January 9, 2017
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I’m still not ready for it to be January. I don’t give a fuck that we’re nearly halfway through the month, I’m still feeling the waves of last year and I’m pretty much done with this whole thing. “Suck it,” I said to my wife. “Are you writing for Peeperz or thinking out loud about […]

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Kylie Jenner In Sasha Samsonova Video For The Family Fortune

January 9, 2017
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Sasha Samsonova makes sexy videos. Kylie Jenner spends her life trying to be sexy. It only makes sense that the two would team up for a sexy video. It’s basically the Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape without the actual sex… or much of anything really, but you know that Kylie is Kim 2.0. […]

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Courtney Stodden Released A X-Mas Video Called Mistletoe Bikini

January 8, 2017
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That Santa has a gross yellow beard. OMG! Courtney Stodden released a Christmas music video called Mistletoe Bikini. The video is exactly as you would imagine it, classy with high production values. NOT. But that’s not even my beef. The lyrics. The lyrics are the real train wreck here. Courtney tells gross Santa that the […]

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