Banging on the Bus

March 18, 2017
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Little known Harlot fact: I am terrified of public transportation. I got lost on the subway in New York City once when I was 17 and that same panic of not being able to find my way home sets in as soon as I jump on a bus or a train on my way to […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Hot as a Hatter

March 18, 2017
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My actual, real to-do, expensive party wedding is happening in just about two months. I’ve had to shop for things that I never thought I’d bother with…like a hat. Traditionally, there’s some kind of head covering that a bride wears like a veil or a fancy pill box hat or something of that nature. I’ve […]

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This “5 Minute Porn Addiction Test” Makes No Sense

March 17, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Last Week On Insta: Kendra Sunderland, Lana Rhoades, & +++

March 16, 2017
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I need a new Stoya in my life. Original Stoya is still alive and well, but her output, whether it be porn or writing, has drastically reduced in the last year or so. Even her tweets and Insta posts are few and far between. I just don’t get enough Stoya in my life. I need […]

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Masturbation Roll

March 15, 2017
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Bella Thorne’s Hotel Erotica in Socks – DrunkenStepfather Akemi Darenogare Nearly Nude Photos Compilation – CelebJihad Emma Roberts Sexier Than Ever – CelebSpank Russian Pop Star Nadeea Volianova Boobies in Mesh Top – TaxiDriverMovie Candice Swanepoel Nip Slip at a Photo Shoot in Rio! […]

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Bianca Mihoc Poses Nude & Raises Everyone’s Quality Of Life

March 15, 2017
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I had a whole intro planned for this post, but then I forgot it. Every. Single. Word. Gone. I hate it when that happens. There I was doing the dishes and I thought of something brilliant I wanted to write. It was all composed in my head and then when I finally got to my […]

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Sex News: Pregnant While Pregnant, Oral Sex Introduced By The Mob, & Sex Doll Brothel

March 14, 2017
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Did you guys hear about the man who died buried under a six ton pile of dirty magazines? I was really hoping it was true, because what a way to die! Turns out it was fake news. Contrary to What You Learned in Sex Ed, You Can Get Pregnant While Pregnant (Science of Us) the […]

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Nicole Kidman Topless In Some TV Show No One Cares About

March 14, 2017
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I’m kidding, I’m sure a lot of people care about HBO’s new miniseries “Big Little Lies.” I saw a few previews and it looked pretty good, but I don’t have HBO and I already have too many shows on my dance card already, so I didn’t really investigate further. The premise is pretty cool, though. […]

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Sex News: Tinder Select, Syphilis Map, & Condom Ring Wearable

March 13, 2017
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Do famous people use Tinder? I have a feeling Colin Farrell would totally swipe right if he came across my profile. Just kidding, I’m not on Tinder. I’m old school, I like to pick people up off the street. You’re much less likely to meet a psycho that way. Tinder Select is a secret, members-only […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Elle Alexandra?

March 13, 2017
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“What the world needs now is more redheads, sweet redheads. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. What the world needs now is more redheads, sweet redheads. No not just for some but for everyone. Lord, we don’t need another blonde. There are boobs and bums enough to climb. There are thighs […]

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