Hump Day, GIF Day: Kira Noir Gets You Through The Week

April 19, 2017
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I’ve got masturbation injuries. You know that feeling you get when you haven’t had sex in a while and then you get some and the next day you’re sore in places your forgot existed? Yeah, that feeling. It’s the same feeling you get when you go to the gym after a long staycation and the […]

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Alexandra Daddario Is Clearly An Olympian Goddess!

April 18, 2017
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I’m still a little weirded out by the fact that the first time I saw Alexandra Daddario she was playing the daughter of Olympian God Athena in Percy Jackson and the Something or Other. That was a kids movie. I know this, because I watched it while babysitting my buddy’s kids. These days, though, when […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Gia Paige?

April 17, 2017
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I was waiting at the pharmacy the other day and I was checking out some dude who was pretty cute. He was ahead of me at the cash and he told the cashier to let me go first. He called me Ma’am. I now know what it feels like to be stabbed in the heart. […]

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Here’s A Fun Intersection: Pirates, Prostitution And Placekickers

April 14, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Wendy & Janet (1986)

April 13, 2017
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I won’t tell you how old I am, because some of you degenerates probably get off thinking I’m a 19 year-old coed or some bullshit like that. Suffice it to say that I’m in that sweet spot age wise where I’m all about those new technologies, but I can still remember the days when people […]

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Last Week On Insta: Honey Gold, Melissa Lori, & More +++

April 13, 2017
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Ah yes, Instagram. That place I go to at night before going to bed. Scroll, scroll, scroll, hot, hot, hot. It’s a good place to get inspired. You wouldn’t believe how many screenshots I take. I’m starting to run out of memory on my phone. What are your bedtime rituals? Weightless Photography: @monsieurfabe #GOLDGANG #goldgang […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Kristen Scott Gets Your Through The Week

April 12, 2017
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I did this thing where one friend invited me to a show and then I invited another friend to the same show and now he wants to bring his kid, because he can’t find a babysitter and now I have to tell the first friend that this outing has become a kid friendly zone and […]

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Sex News: Bogus Butt Implants, Models Have Sex, & Pornhub’s April Fool’s Joke

April 11, 2017
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A porn actress, a bogus doc and a butt implant gone bad — it’s a Miami crime story (Miami Herald) On the internet, she goes by the name Vanessa Luna, starring in porn videos that highlight her ample rear end. Police believe she used her real name, Ruth Planas, to help women enlarge their own […]

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Ella Weisskamp By Aris Jerome Is A Hazy Blur Of Sexy Colors

April 9, 2017
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Buying stuff is hard. I’ve wasted so many hours in the last few months researching cameras online. There’s just too much information and too much choice. I just want to take nice pictures damn it, without having to sell my first born child for the opportunity. It’s okay, because I don’t plan on having any […]

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Sex, Lies And Video Tape…. And Then More Lies

April 7, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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