Sheriff Charges Two Consenting Adults With What?

April 16, 2017
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When Woody Allen started dating his ex-lover’s adopted daughter back in the early 1990s, a lot of people made it out to be a huge deal. While he was never legally the woman’s step father, she was the sister of his biological son and there was a lot of taboo associated with the relationship. By […]

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Charity Is Sexy – Science!

April 15, 2017
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According to a study conducted by the University of Nottingham and Liverpool John Moores University, charitable acts can make both men and women more attractive to potential sexual partners. It was concluded that people who acted selflessly were seen as more desirable partners for both long-term relationships as well as one-night stands. Researchers came to […]

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Tech Company Stiffs Strip Club On $30k Tab – How Rude!

April 14, 2017
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An Oracle employee used his company credit card to run up a $33,540 tab at a San Francisco strip club, and the technology company refused to pay for it. They were then sued by New Century, San Francisco’s “premier all nude gentleman’s club.” Sounds like somebody got fired. It probably wasn’t very hard to find the employee. […]

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Here’s A Fun Intersection: Pirates, Prostitution And Placekickers

April 14, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Underground Porn Dealers Mail Catalog To Chief Of Police?

April 13, 2017
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If you’ve spent any time traveling the world through porn, you’ve probably noticed that most Japanese porn is censored. There are a handful of censorship laws in Japan that deem pubic hair and genitals to be obscene, but don’t apply to breasts and the filming of sexual intercourse. This results in a large number of […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Wendy & Janet (1986)

April 13, 2017
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I won’t tell you how old I am, because some of you degenerates probably get off thinking I’m a 19 year-old coed or some bullshit like that. Suffice it to say that I’m in that sweet spot age wise where I’m all about those new technologies, but I can still remember the days when people […]

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Last Week On Insta: Honey Gold, Melissa Lori, & More +++

April 13, 2017
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Ah yes, Instagram. That place I go to at night before going to bed. Scroll, scroll, scroll, hot, hot, hot. It’s a good place to get inspired. You wouldn’t believe how many screenshots I take. I’m starting to run out of memory on my phone. What are your bedtime rituals? Weightless Photography: @monsieurfabe #GOLDGANG #goldgang […]

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Police Seize Stripper’s Cash, Refuse To Return It

April 12, 2017
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While I have had unfortunate encounters with police officers in the past, I try not to be too critical of them based on the things I read on the internet. While it is true that police academies actively discriminate against anyone with a high IQ, most police officers are not fat, corrupt, lazy assholes. You’ll […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Kristen Scott Gets Your Through The Week

April 12, 2017
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I did this thing where one friend invited me to a show and then I invited another friend to the same show and now he wants to bring his kid, because he can’t find a babysitter and now I have to tell the first friend that this outing has become a kid friendly zone and […]

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Using Condoms To Relieve Arthritis Pain?

April 11, 2017
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If you happen to be at a bar or health clinic and see an elderly woman grab a handful of condoms and give you a wink, don’t get excited. She’s probably just trying to relieve her arthritis pain. Elderly people in South Africa are ditching traditional pain killers and rubbing their inflamed and aching joints […]

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