Whatever Happened To Baking Cakes With Files Inside?

August 4, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Pornhub Insights: The Most Common Misspelled Porn Searches

August 3, 2017
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One of my favorite things to do is check out the Peeperz site stats to see what search words people Googled to find our little blog. Sometimes I’ll find little gems like “pee or cum” and at other times I’ll find search words like “x-ray of penis in vagina,” and in each instance, Peeperz does […]

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Man Threatens To Leave Wife If She Quits Being A Prostitute?

August 2, 2017
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Money problems are often the reason cited when someone decides to end a marriage. Being in love is great but it can blind people from noticing their partner’s flaws. After sharing a life for a few years differing opinions on how to handle joint finances can come to a boil. Though the most common example […]

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Last Week On Insta: Stefania Ferrario, Ana Foxxx, & More +++

August 1, 2017
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Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap. Fap, fap. Fap. Fap, fap, fap. Fap, fap, fap. Fap, fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fap. Fappppppp. Fap, fap, fap. Fappp. Sometimes I wonder how many of you I might actually know in real […]

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Monday Morning Before Jerk: Have You Met Sarah Banks?

July 31, 2017
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Did Sarah Banks name herself after the family in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Did she though? If so, she should have gone all out and named herself Ashley Banks or Hillary Banks, or even Willa Banks. Yup, I think I would have gone with Willa Banks. It has a nice ring to it, then again […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Tatas and Tan Lines

July 30, 2017
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Sometimes I feel like I talk too much about the fact that it’s summertime in Jersey. Today, the sun was shining and it was entirely too hot, so my wife and I decided to head over to the pool. There was an older MILF laying out with skin so bronze she must have been tanning […]

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Unpopular Opinion: Sex on the Beach is a Bad Idea All Around

July 29, 2017
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When romance strikes, sometimes it’s hard to keep your dick in your pants. As a lifelong fan of public sex, I totally get it. There have been times where I’ve had to sneak away from the dinner table to get it on in the bathroom with my date (or by myself, if I’m being honest). […]

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Porn, Net Neutrality, Conspiracy Theories And Satan

July 28, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Zana (2006)

July 27, 2017
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I just had a live earwig in my mouth. How did this happen, Lola, you find yourself asking?! No, I was not trying out some new age cuisine. Nope, I was not so desperate for food that I decided foraging for grubs was a good idea. I was simply sipping through a straw. I like […]

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Instagram Model Brissa Dominguez Beat Up A Cop While Nude

July 26, 2017
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Doesn’t Brissa kind of look like Amy Winehouse in that header pic? When police officers were called to Edge Hotel in Clearwater, Florida, they found Instagram famous model Brissa Dominguez in the buff, which is exactly how God created her, but apparently, that ish doesn’t go down well with cops. Idk what their problem is. Some douche cop […]

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