Sex News: Tinder Select, Syphilis Map, & Condom Ring Wearable

March 13, 2017
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Do famous people use Tinder? I have a feeling Colin Farrell would totally swipe right if he came across my profile. Just kidding, I’m not on Tinder. I’m old school, I like to pick people up off the street. You’re much less likely to meet a psycho that way. Tinder Select is a secret, members-only […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Elle Alexandra?

March 13, 2017
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“What the world needs now is more redheads, sweet redheads. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. What the world needs now is more redheads, sweet redheads. No not just for some but for everyone. Lord, we don’t need another blonde. There are boobs and bums enough to climb. There are thighs […]

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Last Week On Insta: Dayna Frazer, Ali Michael & More +++

March 12, 2017
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Adriana Chechik and Lana Rhoades are driving me nuts right now. Fuck, I wish I was home right now so I could rub one out real quick. Ha! That reminds me of a Lily Labeau interview I read last night where she explains that when she gets turned on she just starts rubbing herself over […]

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Mending and Fucking Fences

March 11, 2017
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I walked into work on Monday morning and the guy who shares my office was laughing hysterically and leaning back in his chair. My coffee cup was still full, so I didn’t feel much like engaging. When he spun himself around to face me, begging to have a conversation, I took the bait. “What’s so […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Cheek to Cheek, Balls Deep

March 11, 2017
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Butts are nice and so are dildos. When you stick those two things together, my pussy starts gushing and it’s basically uncontrollable. I put together a fap along list of some double-sided dildo play that I had to share with you Peepz. Grab your favorite cum sock and let’s get started! Adria Rae has the […]

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You Had Me At ‘Kim Jong-un’s Porn Balloons’

March 10, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Let’s Fondly Remember That Time Olivia Munn Posed For Maxim

March 9, 2017
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If I had to point to a moment in time when Olivia Munn officially became one of my favorite hotties, I would point to the photoshoot she did for Maxim Magazine in 2011. Although I like to think of myself as a geek I wasn’t really aware of Olivia’s Munn rise to fame on Attack of […]

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Joelle Lombardi Is My Body Building Fantasy Come True

March 8, 2017
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Okay, at first I thought I was looking at a cow. I mean, look at the size and the coloring! But then I realized that’s not what a cow looks like. My brain had to do a few twist and turns before I finally came to the conclusion that that black and white beast is […]

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Nicki Minaj Broke Fashion With Her Tit Out!

March 7, 2017
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Nicki Minaj wore an asymmetrical jacket/shirt/thing that completely exposed one of her boobs while attending an Haider Ackerman fashion show and all is well with the world. For a moment I was actually able to forget about the impending doom. You too can zone out and experience a moment a bliss and all you’ve got […]

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Sex News: Facebook Censorship, Lipstick Vagina Glue, & Mia Khalifa Promises Trump Voters BJs

March 7, 2017
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I have so many feelings about this weeks roundup of sex news. SO. MANY. FEELINGS. Facebook blocks famous nude artwork and feels the internet’s ire (Mashable) On Tuesday, Facebook decided to block a video advertisement, stating that the ad violated their guidelines around sexual content. However, the ad was merely for a collection of artwork […]

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