Irish Mailman Caught Fucking Mail Slots While On The Job!

June 12, 2017
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For the love of all that is holy, what has the world come to?! I was raised to trust, not in God, but in the postal service. I thought it was the one institution that I could put my faith in. I mean, with a motto like: “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom […]

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Masturbation Roll

June 11, 2017
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Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet: Olivia Munn on the Street – DrunkenStepfather Selena Gomez Full Side Boob Nip Slip – CelebJihad Demi Lovato Rocking Cleavage Hotness – CelebSpank Bella Thorne Nipples in See Through Workout Gear – TaxiDriverMovie Anja Rubik Nip Slip in the Pool! – The Nip Slip […]

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Last Week On Insta: Jess, Kylie Jenner, Aspen Maye & +++

June 11, 2017
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Last week on Insta, Kylie Jenner announced that she’ll be opening Kylie Shop soon where you’ll be able to buy your very own custom made Kylie robot. She’s won’t be marketing them as sex dolls per se, but we all know they’re for sticking your peen into. If Man is 5, then the Devil is […]

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Top 20: Trending Pornstars On Pornhub!

June 10, 2017
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I like checking out the trending list on Pornhub, because that’s where I discover new pornstars to fap it to. Besides, I like keeping track of the porno Zeitgeist and there’s no better way to do that then putting your faith in Pornhub’s algorithm. I’m assuming. 20. Jillian Janson Jillian Jason was a senior in […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Dripping in Diamonds

June 10, 2017
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Are diamonds a girls best friend? I’m not really sure about all of that, but they’re pretty to look at. Maybe that’s the reason so many porn stars have decided to drop their real names and add a bit of sparkle to their moniker. I’ve pulled together an absolutely faptastic list of clips for you […]

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Teabagging Reconsidered

June 9, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Huh, Hailey Baldwin Tops Maxim’s Hot 100 List?!

June 9, 2017
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Hailey Baldwin is pretty, that’s true, and I’m sure she’s a great person with lots of positive attributes, but I can’t help but be hella surprised that Maxim gave her the number one spot at the top of their Hot 100 list (yes, they still do that and yes people still care). I’m just get […]

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Honeymoon Pool Sex in Puerto Rico

June 8, 2017
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Water is an instant turn on to me. Sex on the beach is literally the worst thing to ever happen to my pussy, but I’ll take pool sex any day of the week. Whether I’m wearing a bathing suit or totally naked, I become a sex crazed monster as soon as I dip my toes […]

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Claire Fromaigeat Is A Revelation For Lui Magazine

June 7, 2017
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I was ready to write a rant about how much of an asshole my Dad can be, I was actually a paragraph in when I decided to delete it and start over, because these nude pictures of model Claire Fromaigeat don’t deserve to be associated with the negative vibes of a douchebro who just happened […]

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Strip Club Claims Strippers Are Therapists For Tax Purposes

June 7, 2017
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Taxes suck. Depending on your profession it sometimes feels like the more money you earn, the less you have after Caesar takes what he’s owed. You work your ass off all year just to get blown the fuck out in April and wonder if it was worth the effort. It’s as if the system is […]

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