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While we were enjoying our day off, basking in the glow of a computer screen, Paris Hilton was basking on a private Yacht off the coast of Italy. And she was doing it topless. Obviously our lives run quite the parallel.
We like Paris’ chutzpah. She knows what it takes to get in the spotlight (boobs) and knows how to capitalize her 15 minutes into a lifetime of parties, paparazzi and friends with yachts (bare boobs).
Unfortunately, what is happy, naked news for us has upset poor Paris. Unhappy with the angle of the shots Paris ran to her Twitter account to vent her frustration:
“Note to Self – Beware. You never know when some perv paparazzi may be lurking and hiding on a fishing boat in the middle of the ocean.”
Life for Paris is tougher than we thought. No wonder she has to smoke all of that pot.
