Paz De La Huerta Ass Out For Good Times

I hitting up New York for the upcoming long weekend (if you’re at the Bushwick Country Club Saturday night come over and say “Hi” I’ll be the guy showing the waitress his dick) and one of my party goals for the trip is to hang with and snort pcp off the asshole (not off the ass but off the ASSHOLE, this: *) of model, actress, and professional intoxicated nude-pose-lady Paz de la Huerta.

Obviously I’ve never met this divine creature but I write so much about her, and I’ve seen so much of her fuzzy ‘gina, big perky boobs, butt, and butt hole, plus I’ve written so very much on her, I feel like we’re soulmates and I know she feels the same way…and if she doesn’t I’m sure she’ll hang out with me in exchange for a whiff of my airplane glue.

You too can become her best friend, start with studying this photo shoot where she has her bare ass out, ignore the shitstains so that you can get turned on as well:

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