Penis Dinosaurs Starring In The Land Before Vagina?

by alpha harlot on July 3, 2012

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A sexy lady over on the XTube forum posted a link to one of the craziest internet videos I’ve ever seen called Cumbersnatch.  It’s an eleven minute animated short about a family of dinosaurs that look like penises.  As confusing and as disturbing as that concept sounds, I couldn’t stop watching it.

The bizarre animation revolves around a Momma Cock-a-saurus and a Daddy Cock-a-saurus in the Land Before Vagina, they move around by slowing rolling themselves forward on their balls while drinking and eating through their pee holes that come equipped with tongues - I kinda wish that all cocks came with tongues.  I think it’d be super hot to get licked deep on the inside what I was getting banged. I’m not going to lie, while it was more then a bit disturbing, seeing two cocks lick each other totally turned me on.

The Momma Cock starts growing a bulge in her belly and is obviously pregnant, she falls down and ends up puking up a cum droplet that turns into an uncircumcised baby dick. It’s all logical up to this point, I swear. Once the baby wang dangle notices the illusive flying vagina that looks like a butterfly. She flutters and flirts with him and loured him away from his family, when the Momma and Poppa Dong-a-Don notice what’s happening, they start scolding him and warning him to stay away from the Pussy.

They decide that it’s time to snip the tip and they lead him up to the top of a volcano for a circumcision sacrifice.

Here’s the video.  If you can make it through all eleven minutes, I promise that you’re in for quite a twisted fucked up surprise.

Anyone that can work some Vagina Denta (aka Pussies With Attitude) into their animated movie is OK by me.  I don’t even have a cock physically attached to me and that made me squirm.

Your eyeballs are never going to be the same again.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/misslolabyrd Lola Byrd

    OMG, so many things. 1. The “birth” was kind of anti-climactic, which  amused me. 2. Totally grossed out by Mommy penis feeding baby penis regurgitated cum-like fruit substance. 3. It’s it weird how easy it is to gender a couple of penises… I mean Daddy penis was always leading the way, he was bigger, had meaner eyes, while Mommy penis was smaller and had big round eyes.

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