Penis Museum Gets Its First Human Dick

by Bucky Beall on April 13, 2011

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So, Iceland has a penis museum, the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which has on display everything dick related you can think of: pickled animal schlongs of all sorts of species, paintings and art works of wangs, a collection of mammal wiener bones (most animals, but not humans, actually have a long thin bone in their dicks), models of the mythological peckers of elfs, sea monsters, and trolls, and a 3-foot-long Blue Whale prick. But, until just a few days ago, it’s been missing one very important item -  a human penis.

Yes, the museum finally has some guy’s cock to mount on the wall. Pall Arason willed his member at his death and Arason just passed away at the age of 95. His piece has been removed from the rest of the body and is being treated for preservation so it can be shown to the many tourists I’m sure flock to this fine institution.

Iceland Phallological Museum, I, Bucky Beall, will also will my prick to you upon my death…that is, if you have enough dough to build a brand new wing to have enough room to fit my massive donation.

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