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Here’s a terrifying news report that’ll make all male readers shout out “FUCKSHITFUCK” – a group of four robbers burst into a man’s house late at night and stole his…
Life savings? XBox360? Porn DVD’s? Wife? Laptop?
Nope worse then all of those put togethers. They stole his cock.
The 41 year old man, Fei Lin of the Chinese city of Wenling, claims four men burst into his house around 3 or 4 am, held him down, cut off his wang, and ran away with it. Here’s what Fei said happened:
“They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off. I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone.”
What!?! Why? What!?!
Okay there is context that makes this all make sense. Apparently the poor man is rumored to have been sleeping around with a number of married women and the penis theivery was the revenge of a group of slighted husbands. Even if that’s the truth of the matter cutting off a dude’s dong is some hardcore shit…don’t mess around with the wives of Wenling, yo!
Via Gawker.com
