Katie Pornhub sent me this clip from some European reality tv show, I was prepared to be bored because all television sucks, even though I go home and watch 8 hours of it while simultaneously huffing glue and looking for new scenes uploaded to Pornhub, but it turns out that overseas the tee-vee programming is hella lot better.
Here in the U.S. of A. if you tune into one of the dozens talent competition reality tv shows like American Idol or X-Factor or whatever you’re going to see some people singing, turn on reality tv elsewhere and you’ll see something like two guys playing piano with their penises.
Get sophisticated with a little classical music played on a keyboard by two gentlemen using their dongs in the clip below, I hope they won the show, they definitely deserve to. And next time I’m stoned and flipping through my 500 cable channels I can only hope our country can catch up to Europe’s (or Argentina’s!) quality of entertainment.