Katrina Jade came prepared to win Female Performer of the Year. I mean, if you’re going to win the night’s most coveted award you might as well be wearing bling coming out of your asshole. Butt plug bling is the new diamond engagement ring.
Edyn Blair looks like a mermaid. She posted a picture of her dress on Instagram, but the pic was black and white so we couldn’t see the color. She had us guess. I got it wrong, because I was sure it would turn out to be a rose gold. Blue suits her, though.
Romi Rain looks boob-a-licious has usual. Chanel Preston is pretty, but her arm candy is yuk. Is it just me or does Keisha Grey get better looking everyday? It’s magic I tell you. Magic or the gym. One or the other. Nina Hartley is the Diane Keaton of award shows and Lily Cade is fashion goals. That top is too die for.
That’s it. That’s all the commentary I’ve got. Although, I must admit that while looking at these pictures I waiver between wanting more bare boobs and wondering where all the couture is at. I’d love to see what Annika Albrite looks like in Dior. Better than Jennifer Lawrence, I bet.
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