Pics Of Tove Lo Flashing Her Boobs At Coachella For Posterity

by Lola Byrd on April 25, 2017

Post image for Pics Of Tove Lo Flashing Her Boobs At Coachella For Posterity

Coachella happened, which means the internet is flush with pictures of hot young celebrities wearing culturally inappropriate clothing and/or very little clothing at all. I think the no clothing at all is the safer bet. When you don’t understand what cultural appropriation means, it’s best to avoid all iffy “festival” wardrobe choices and just go naked. At least that way you can be a hundred percent sure you won’t offend anyone.

I don’t know what Tove Lo wore as a festival goer, but when she was on stage she managed to avoid all Coachella cultural appropriation tropes. She didn’t wear any headbands, I don’t see any feathers, and there is not one bindi dot in sight. All I see are tits, which are definitely a Coachella staple, just not one of the racist ones.

Tove’s lastest album, Lady Wood, is all about that pussy power, so obviously there’s a large vagina hanging out at the back of the stage. It’s a light-cut-out-something-or-other that looks exactly like Tove’s pussy tattoo. It’s cool. I get it. I’ve been all about that pussy power from way back when before it was a trend.

The only reason I mention that I liked something before it became a trend is so you know I’m cool. I want that to be clear. I’m definitely cool. I was flashing my tits at random people on the street since before any of these #freethenipple Instagram celebrities ever heard of Coachella. I’m cool as ice, baby. And you better remember it.

Click on images below for larger versions:

Via thenipslip.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd

Previous post:

Next post: