Priest Earns $300k Selling Meth, Opens Porn Shop?

by RICK RODAY on March 28, 2013

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A priest was arrested earlier this year after an investigation that included wiretaps and numerous informants. Don’t worry though! He didn’t hurt anyone; all he did was sell $300,000 worth of meth. The suspended Roman Catholic priest was head of a meth distribution organization and had used his drug money to give back to the community – he opened a porn store and a sex toy shop!

61-year-old Kevin Wallin ran his business out of an apartment in Westbury, Connecticut. He didn’t make the stuff, he was only really good at selling it. Wallin, who officers referred to as “Monsignor Meth,” made more than a quarter million dollars in just six months. It looks like he finally found his calling.

Wallin wasn’t an active religious man while he was peddling his drugs. He left that gig back in 2011 after a number of personal problems forced his hand. We aren’t sure what those problems were, but given that a year later he had a lush drug empire and his very own porn shop, I’m going to go ahead and assume he had a couple vices of the flesh.

Still, the heart of an honest man beats strongly in his drug selling body. Kevin gave himself up and confessed to all of his crimes. He’s set to plead guilty when he appears in court next week and is ready to face the consequences of his actions.

If convinced, Wallin faces 10 years to life in prison for conspiring to distribute 500 grams of meth. Maybe that will give him plenty of time to contemplate life and find Jesus again, or maybe figure out another way to become rich and buy a porn store. Whatever, man. Take it easy.

Here’s some priest themed porno to go out on:


Sister Victoria Brown Seduces Priest powered by YouPorn.

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