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We try not to get into politics, obviously we lean libertarian/liberal because of the issues of free speech and sexual freedom, but we know the biggest audience for online porn comes from the red, conservative states, (Hi Utah! We know you’re reading this) and we want those states to enjoy our dirty blog too, but all that said y’all seemed to enjoy our post about a Virginia Senator threatening the butt holes of anti-choice supporters and now we have the similar story, this time from Oklahoma.
Zealot anti-choice politicians are trying to pass a bill in that state that would be one of the restrictive in the history of the nation, a law that will endow a fetus at any and every stage of development with “all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state.” This will ban not only abortion, but medically necessary abortions and some forms of birth control like the Plan B pill.
Democratic State Senator Constance Johnson thinks this is all pretty ridiculous and proposed an amendment to the bill that reads, in part “any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”
This would ban jacking off but also oral sex, anal sex, facials, ear sex, and all the other fun sex acts. Don’t worry, Johnson later withdrew the “save the sperm” amendment as it only existed as a satire and to make a point about how extreme this anti-choice legislation is. Breath a sigh of relief Oklahomans, it’s still legal to wank or to cum on your girlfriend’s face…for now.
Via Jezebel.com
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