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At what point did being around a naked Britney Spears become a bad thing? Was the turning point when she shaved her head? Was it when she was placed on a mental evaluation hold? Or was it the three hour police stand-off? All of those things still sound pretty sexy to us.
This is now the second security guard who has complained about Britney’s chaotic moods and anti-clothing stance. Ex-cop Fernando Flores, has resigned from his post as Britney’s top security guard claiming that the superstar repeatedly hit on him and walked around her house naked. And of course he’s so upset about it that he may sue for millions of dollars.
According to TheSun, Fernando felt that he had to respond to Britney’s come ons or risk being fired. The breaking point came when Britney dad Jamie freaked out over pictures of his daughter out and about sans underwear and blamed Fernando for it.
Seems that security is not only responsible for her safety but to make sure she’s got her panties on.
We’re thinking that Britney doesn’t so much need security as she does a wrangler. We would make a pretty good wrangler, just not of the panty wearing type.
Here’s a video of a Britney Spears pornstar lookalike (if you’ve been drinking and accidentally got toothpaste in both eyes).
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In case you’re more into seeing the real Britney Spears’ goods, we have something just for you (circa 2006).
