Paris Hilton’s monster snatch has to be fed every two or three hours or it will reach out and devour the nearest person. The day this photo was taken, Paris spent the morning snorting a mix of cocaine and ground up diamonds and forgot to stuff her vag, and her starving cunt devoured the photographer who got this shot. Luckily a few hours later, her cooze spat the camera out – so he didn’t die in vain, he sacrificed his life to get this world this panty upskirt shot.
Photo courtesy of TaxiDriverMovie.com




