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What should a country do with a Russian spy? Trade her and nine of her compatriots for four accused American spies.
We’re not sure if Washington is short on fingers to count but a trade of ten for four doesn’t agree with what we learned on the playground. However the US may have devised their own system of trade where they evaluate levels of hotness. In that case we really want to see these four Russia betrayers.
So what would a porn studio do with a hot Russian spy? Offer her a role in one of their feature movies of course. At least someone is finally thinking!
Vivid Entertainment, hot off the release of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, made an offer to hot Russian spy, Anna Chapman, to star in an upcoming porn. They’re are offering, the 28 year-old, one million dollars.
Anna, aka “Lady in Red” became a media favorite when half nude pictures and rumors of her bedroom kinks surfaced soon after her Manhattan arrest.
Vivid doesn’t mind that Anna has already been deported. Steven Hirsch (who also seems to have extraordinary spy skills) tracked her down and is ready to fly “top director, B. Skow, to Moscow to work with her.”
We see a Bond parody in the making.
