I thought the only place you could find topless waitresses was in Montreal, but San Jose, of all places, has recently become famous for all its nudie coffee shops. That’s right, you can get your steaming hot beverages served to you by scantily clad women. Hopefully, the owners of these coffee shops screen for clumsiness during their hiring process. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t want to operate a milk steamer while nearly nude. That just spells out disaster.
Unfortunately, the angry housewives of San Jose don’t have the welfare of these nearly nude baristas in mind and instead of being pissed off at the possibly dangerous working conditions they seem to have a problem with all the nudity. What gives? I think these angry housewives should check their priorities. The only people who risk any harm in this endeavor are the ones serving scalding beverages while wearing next to nothing.
Sergeant Jason Dwyer of the San Jose Police Department had this to say: “If it’s a choice between sending people out to do gang suppression or sending them into some of these coffee shops, which can be a labor intensive operation if it’s undercover, we’re probably going to lean towards violent crime.“
I’m glad that at least the San Jose Police department has its priorities straight. They do have better things to do besides giving in to the outrage of a few citizens. Besides, these nearly nude baristas have avoided breaking the law by not going full frontal, which is too bad. I guess we’re not as liberated nudity wise as our neighbors to the North. Anyhow, if half naked women aren’t good enough for you, there’s always hookers. It’ll cost you more that a cup of coffee, but you’ll get a bang for your buck guaranteed, and you won’t have to deal with angry housewives… unless it’s your own.