Scarlett Johansson is finally NUDE!!! Totally Fucking Nude!!!

by Lola Byrd on April 22, 2014

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Miracles do happen. First there was Ghost World where a grown up Scarlett Johansson caught the eye of director Sofia Coppola. Then there was Lost in Translation where we were blessed and got to see the wonder that is Scarlett’s ass in a pair of pale pink transparent panties:

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Best opening credits ever. 

Then came along a little movie called A Love Song for Bobby Long where I knew without a doubt that the meaning of my life was wrapped up in seeing Scarlett Johansson nude. That movie gave me a glimpse and my life as I knew it was over, because I had found a new mission in life:

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I own this beauty – on DVD. 

Sure Match Point and Vicky Cristina Barcelona offered their own brand of hotness, but I had to wait years – very long years – before I would see some real Scarlett Johansson nudity. Sadly (for her), it came about because some douche hacked her phone, but my baser desires couldn’t deny the bounty no matter how despicable I found the means.

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Wowza. 

Scarlett handled the media frenzy rather well and the actress only rose in my esteem. A beauty like that cannot be denied. Cannot. Be. Denied.

And I’m only too happy to report that the first full frontal we have of Scarlett Johansson comes to us via screen cap of a movie, because the actress choose to appear nude in Under the Skin. The best public nudity is consensual public nudity.

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Via thenipslip.com by @misslolabyrd

  • Robonino123

    I’ll be one of the few people to say that I’m not a big Scar Jo fan.

    • That makes absolutely no sense to me.

      • Robonino123

        I mean she’s OK.

        • Pfff. She’s damn great, that’s what she is.

          • Robonino123

            You can have your Scar Jo and I’ll keep my Elisabeth Moss and we’ll both be happy.

          • They’re both hot.

          • Nacarasu13

            I concur.

        • Leonard Taylor

          Did you not see her in iron man 2 or the avengers? its impossible to not get a boner.

          • Robonino123

            Went through Iron Man 2, Avengers and Captain American 2 boner free

  • Leonard Taylor

    god bless america!!

  • BDY

    I really want to see that movie and not just because I lust ScarJo.

    • Looks interesting that’s for sure. It’s kind of hard to see, I don’t know if it’s getting a wide release.

      • BDY

        I was also hoping for a little more bush. Also, her being preggo makes me an order of magnitude hornier for her.

        • Prego ladies make you hot, huh?

          • BDY

            Didn’t use too but with the Mrs being preggo last year she drove me nuts. I couldn’t get enough. Now, that’s carried over a little but a bit more selectively.

          • Gotcha. And Scarjo with that darker hair, shoulder length, and wavy kind looks like the Mrs.

          • BDY

            The Mrs has a bigger rack and hips but yeah you’re right on with the hair length, color and wave.

  • Zach Becvar

    I’ve hard a hard on for Scarlett ever since The Island. She has a slight huskiness to her voice sometimes that kills me.
    Also that side boob gif is hotter than any of the nude pics in the article. That’s my opinion, I have a thing for women who walk around in towels just after showering.

    • Yes to all of it.

      I love that movie, the one with the towel side boob. So good.

  • Renegade Yankee

    SEX TAPE! SEX TAPE! SEX TAPE! Come on everybody, do it with me! SEX TAPE! SEX TAPE! SEX TAPE!

    • SEX TAPE! SEX TAPE! SEX TAPE! SEX TAPE!

      Actually, I would settle for some fake Hollywood sex as long as it was pretty graphic and steamy.

  • edwards21

    My Lord, her body actually lives up to expectations. I didn’t think it was possible. The reality never meets the hype, does it? Her hips, her breasts, her eyes… don’t much love the black wig, but whatever. Now I’m just looking for problems.

    For the record, I’m a huge fan of hers. She’s been the best part of the whole Marvel thing for a while now, and not just because she’s mind-bogglingly hot. She happens to be really talented, too, which is a rarity for actresses who seem to be sold on her looks. Looking forward to seeing her in Lucy this summer, and there had BETTER be a Black Widow movie at some point; after Winter Soldier, I am COMPLETELY convinced she can carry her own actioner.

    • I’m looking forward to Lucy as well, especially since it’s a Luc Besson movie. And there is a Black Widow movie in the works, or so says her IMDB page.

      • edwards21

        IMDB is user generated content, sadly, making it a rather unreliable source for movies that aren’t yet released. IMDB Pro is a little better, since while the paid version is still user-generated, those users tend to be the actual producers, and there’s usually information like the numbers for casting agents and whatnot and I’m going off on a tangent and fuck it. I want to believe. I want to believe that the Black Widow movie is real. I need it to be true.

        So yeah, definitely looking forward to that.

        • I was going to say that IMDB has never steered me wrong, but then I remembered the time it told me that Angelina Jolie was going to be Catherine The Great. Or the time is told me that Bruce Campbell was going to be reprise his role as Bubba in Bubba Ho-Tep: Nosferatu. Oh, and the time it told they were making a live action remake of The Last Unicorn. And NONE OF IT ever happened. Damn IMDB.

  • Dicklegs

    These tits are very disappointing. The mystery made her so much hotter now that we see the sag and mediocre shape…meh.

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