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Every morning I wake up and proceed to lay in bed dreading the day to come, then I deal with my morning wood onto my stiff bed sheets, and I get up and drink some coffee and work on my suicide note until it’s time to run out of the house late for work cursing my existence. This morning was different though, instead of awaking in my semen encrusted bed I woke up on a rainbow surrounded by singing angels who proceeded to suck me off and then flew me to the office, as they dropped me into my chair I turned on my computer and discovered why today was so special: Scarlett Johansson leaked nude pictures had hit the web.
The holy grail of celebrity naked photos has finally surfaced – you may have heard that a few months back a ring of hackers was targeting celebs and stealing their personal info, apparently these two self taken nudies of ScarJo were one of the prizes these hackers. It’s refreshing to know famous people are just like us, snapping dirty pics on their cellphones to sext over to their horny lovers.
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Via DrunkenStepfather.com
