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We didn’t realize that Sex and The City was an educational show. Even if we did we would have had no idea what they would be educating women about. We have never been happier to be so wrong.
Ten years ago, a woman by the name of Christina Saunders decided that she needed to set some goals for herself. After thinking long and hard over what she would like to accomplish in her life she came up with one golden nugget. Wanting to emulate Sex and the City maneater Samantha, Christina gave herself 10 years to sleep with 1 000 people.
“Samantha was sexy, confident and proud. She had a male attitude of sleeping around and it fascinated me.”
As an equal opportunity tart, Christina decided to experiment and sleep with women. The lucky lady also had threesomes and managed to fuck 15 men in a week while vacationing in Ibiza. Christina kept her little black book of names with ratings of each of her conquests. We like an ambitious woman.
Sadly, just last month Christina finally accomplished her mission, fucking number 1 000 at a friend’s party. Now all she wants to do is find that one special guy.
“Good friends stuck by me but others accused me of being a slut. I took things too far. Now all I want to do is settle down. I just hope I haven’t put men off.”
We feel she’s giving up. What she should do is try sleeping with a 1 000 guys in only five years. It’s really good to have goals.
You know what this calls for? A gangbang scene.
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