Sex News: 500,000 Blowjobs, Man Shoots Wife In Ass, & Sex!

by Lola Byrd on February 23, 2017

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Phillips was reasonably upset because she had a lot on the line. Her bet was for the fifth-ever Team BJ, a semi-regular event where porn stars choose a public competition and bet the house—the house being all a blowjob for everyone who follows the stars on Twitter. It’s been done for the World Cup, the NBA playoffs, and as a last-ditch effort to swing the vote for Hillary Clinton.

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I know what you are thinking: They’re not really gonna blow 500,00 people. This was all a PR stunt, right?

Nope. The event is taking place on March 15 in Las Vegas, and anyone who follows the two on Twitter is welcome. Willing participants will need to take an STD test in the week leading up to the event, but that’s about it. More so, the two are embracing the massive potential turnout.

“I don’t care how many dicks show up,” said Valentina. “If [500,000 dicks] show up, we [will] spread the event over several days.”

While the name of event implies Team BJ is only for men, Valentina and Phillips want women to know they welcome. In fact, they’re encouraged.

 

That is a lot of blowjobs.

I would not want to follow through on that bet.

Angered that he had yet to consummate his six-month-old marriage, a 76-year-old Florida man allegedly shot his new bride in the buttocks, according to police who arrested the septuagenarian for felony domestic violence.

Donald Royce […] was arrested Saturday night after firing a pair of shots at his 62-year-old spouse in the bedroom of the couple’s Lehigh Acres residence. He is being held in the Lee County jail in lieu of $100,000 bail. […]

During questioning by cops, Royce said that he had been arguing with his wife about their sleeping arrangements when he decided to fire into the bed to scare her. But Royce said he missed the mattress, instead striking the victim in the hip and buttocks.

“Donald then stated he only wanted to shoot the mattress but was upset when he realized he had shot his wife,” an investigator noted. When sheriff’s deputies first arrived at his home, Royce declared, “I shot her and the gun is in my room.”

And this is why we are doomed as a species.

But America hasn’t transformed into the “sex-affirming culture” TIME predicted it would half a century ago, either. Today, just as in 1964, sex is all over our TV screens, in our literature and infused in the rhythms of popular music. A rich sex life is both a necessity and a fashion accessory, promoted as the key to good health, psychological vitality and robust intimate relationships. But sex also continues to be seen as a sinful and corrupting force: a view that is visible in the ongoing ideological battles over abortion and birth control, the discourses of abstinence education, and the treatment of survivors of rape and sexual assault.

If the sexual revolutionaries of the 1960s made a mistake, it was in assuming that these two ideas – that sex is the origin of all sin, and that it is the source of human transcendence – were inherently opposed, and that one could be overcome by pursuing the other. The “second sexual revolution” was more than just a change in sexual behavior. It was a shift in ideology: a rejection of a cultural order in which all kinds of sex were had (un-wed pregnancies were on the rise decades before the advent of the Pill), but the only type of sex it was acceptable to have was married, missionary and between a man and a woman. If this was oppression, it followed that doing the reverse — that is to say, having lots of sex, in lots of different ways, with whomever you liked — would be freedom.

Blah, blah, blah, sex.

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  • Cody

    Mia Khalifa promised to blow every male Trump voter….She has about 40 million BJ’s to go. Better get busy Mia.

  • Zach Becvar

    How about we all agree that sex isn’t evil or transcendent, rather it’s a natural part of human biology that has a lot to do with brain chemistry and sensory inputs?

    • I’d love to see the day when everyone can actually agree on that.

  • You’re supposed to do a different kind of shooting your wife in the butt

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