Sex News: Bogus Butt Implants, Models Have Sex, & Pornhub’s April Fool’s Joke

by Lola Byrd on April 11, 2017

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On the internet, she goes by the name Vanessa Luna, starring in porn videos that highlight her ample rear end.

Police believe she used her real name, Ruth Planas, to help women enlarge their own butts by operating an unlicensed clinic in a West Miami-Dade strip mall.

The clinic, called Cuerpos Health and Aesthetic, was shuttered after a 28-year-old mother, Suyima Torres, died following a botched butt lift performed there. Prosecutors have charged Jose Robusto, a purported medical doctor in Venezuela, who they believe injected Torres with illegal and dangerous liquid silicone at the facility.

But nearly a year after his arrest, authorities have been unable to build a case against clinic owner Planas, who claimed no injections were ever done at the business. Planas insisted she only used the clinic to sell cosmetic products, pitch Herbalife nutritional supplements and, a couple times a week, perform on live X-rated web videos.

Yet, in newly released statements, witnesses say that Planas arranged and helped carry out illegal cosmetic surgeries there. Still, the statements have not carried enough weight for prosecutors to charge Planas with practicing medicine without a license or for arranging the two procedures that led to Torres’ death.

The lengths people will go to look good.

Though Mike Eckhaus and Zoe Latta have come to be known for their inventive casting since founding their label Eckhaus Latta, the designers gave themselves their most ambitious assignment yet recently: They were looking for people willing to not only be photographed in their spring 2017 collection, but to have sex—as in really have sex—in front of the camera. “It had to be authentic,” Eckhaus said in New York last night. “I don’t think the idea of simulation ever even crossed our mind.”

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With Muglia’s help (Shin also enlisted a couple she’d worked with back in Berlin), the team assembled a cast of mostly thirty-somethings, all of whom Shin shot by herself in their bedrooms. “They had to be comfortable and intimate—they’re not professionals,” she said. “But they were all excited about it, and wanted to do it—and to do it in the context of the Eckhaus Latta ad campaigns. It was actually pretty real. Of course, sometimes you have to stage small things, like putting hair on another side. But, other things are very hard to stage—with guys, for example, you have to be quick.”

Holy shit!

Pornhub decided to use its considerably (*ahem*) visible platform to mischievously give its patrons a minor heart attack today: every time someone clicked on a video, a popup would appear that would make the user think the video had been shared to their Facebook page.

Yes. Pornhub made everyone think that their Facebook friends could see their porn-viewing habits. They were THAT cruel.

That was cruel. So very cruel. But also hilarious.

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  • Take that American Apparel! Or something. Is Eckhaus Latta a clothing line? Who cares. SUCK IT AMERICAN APPAREL!

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