Sex News: Pornhub Plow, Space Sex, & Porn Is Kinkier

by Lola Byrd on March 20, 2017

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The Fappening Part Two is happening as I’m sure you’ve heard by now. I’m conflicted. On one hand, I want to share the pics, because I’m a perv and that shit generates a lot of traffic, but on the other hand I don’t know how I feel about perpetuating the whole let’s-violate-someone’s-privacy shtick.

That said, have you guys seen Amanda Seyfried’s boobs? Ah-ma-zing!

When Boston plow truck drivers get to work clearing snow during tomorrow’s big storm, they’ll have some help—from Pornhub.

Pledging to assist anyone who “wants to get plowed,” the adult entertainment site says it is sending out a fleet of branded trucks to clean the city’s streets and parking lots for free.

“The Pornhub team understands that by this time of year, most cities have run up their budget in snow removal,” Pornhub Vice President Corey Price tells Boston, “and we thought we’d lend a hand in getting our fans plowed.”

The cheeky service, which is only being offered in Boston and New Jersey, is slated to begin when the flakes start falling overnight and continue for the duration of the storm, Price says. Each of the trucks—he says there are more than two dozen of them—will have the porn website’s black, white, and orange logo on their plows and doors.

Did you get plowed by Pornhub?

NASA says no humans have had sex in space. There’s nothing other than speculation to suggest otherwise. (Well, speculation and a vague sense that we would want to try it, given half a chance.) But you aren’t a total junior-high pervert for wondering. Sex — or, rather, reproduction — has piqued the curiosity of scientists, too. When they went to space together, Lee and Davis even spent some time artificially inseminating frog eggs for the greater good. (So, somebody got lucky on that trip. Sort of.)

If the future of humanity is written in the stars, and if we’re really serious about permanent human settlement on Mars, then we need to know what happens when this basic biological function is taken beyond the confines of the planet on which it evolved. And this is about more than just sex. Experts say that whether and how reproduction works is just one of a number of medical and biological questions related to long-duration space travel to which we need better answers and more, more-diverse data. Right now, anybody who wants to take a human to Mars for a trip that would last a minimum of nearly two years is, in many ways, flying blind.

I don’t know if I believe no one has had sex in space yet, especially since there was a married couple all up in NASA’s business.

In any event, the ostensible rise of rough porn is just a symptom of a larger truth: that there’s more porn of all kinds out there. More female-produced and women-friendly porn. More lesbian porn aimed at lesbians, not straight men. More “radical transgender kink.” More political porn parodies. More “amateur” porn studios. More web-camming sites. More web-savvy women making money on their own websites and social media accounts. More virtual reality porn and gadgets. More fetish porn of all sorts. And so on.

This not only means that there’s more erotic entertainment out there for a diverse range of tastes, it means we see a much more diverse range of people represented in erotic entertainment. As Cosmopolitan notes, “the public perception of what a porn star looks like is shifting.” A busty, blonde white woman who likes men will still do well in today’s porn industry, but so can people with a range of body types and sexualities, from diverse racial and ethnic backgrounds. There’s a lot less plastic surgery, a lot less cookie-cutter sex appeal. By many accounts, racism and other forms of discrimination still permeate the porn industry, and this isn’t to discount that. But at the very least there’s also evidence that representation is getting better.

Silver lining.

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  • If you don’t want to partake in fappening pics but still want to see Amanda Seyfried boobies check out Chloe or Lovelace.

    https://youtu.be/iExgnVXSAuE

    • That vid is going to give me nightmares.

  • Jack Edwards (edwards21)

    Like always, I’m opposed to anything non-consensual. In this case, posting of pictures not meant for publication in the first place. Thank you for doing the right thing and not reposting them.

    And yes, Amanda Seyfried’s boobs are fantastic. I understand the urge to want to post them everywhere.

    • No need to violate her privacy, besides we can see her boobs with consent and everything in Chloe and Lovelace.

  • 真是时光荏苒!

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