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“The sluttastic writer Melissa from Brazzers script squad” had a brilliant idea when she wrote an article on ZZInsider in praise of period sex: How to Add 3 to 7 Days of Boning Per Month.
It was about time someone decided to speak-up about dudes and chicks who shy away from sex when someone happens to be shedding the lining of their uterus. It’s just a little blood, yo, nothing to be sacred of.
Maybe, I’m just more comfortable with blood than most, but there’s no way I’d stop myself from enjoying the pleasure of multiple orgasms one week out of every month. That’s just unthinkable! Nonsense, I say.
Sex on your period doesn’t cause much of a mess in the first place. Throw a towel down if you’re afraid to stain your sheets, or enjoy a little hanky panky in the shower if you want to skip the clean up part. Try thinking of blood as a little extra lubrication and get over your fear!
The only down side I can think about comes into play during oral sex. I’m not comfortable enough or bold enough to ask someone to go down on me when I have my period (God knows, I’d probably refuse to give you a blowjob if you were bleeding from your dick), but I could probably get over it if the person I was with was into it and if there’s one thing I’ve learned writing about porn and sex all day it’s that there’s someone out there willing to do just about anything.
If only I had this knowledge when I was a fifteen year old virgin, I wouldn’t have had the best make out session of my life with the guy of my dreams end when I uttered the words: “Uh, I’m on my period.” No, I could have excused myself to the bathroom for a little clean-up action and had the best first time ever! Instead of being deemed a cock tease with lame excuses.
Of course, those are things you only learn with experience. Experience that tells me that when there’s a will there’s a way. An apartment full of roommates and relatives? No problem. Go for a walk or a car ride. You’re on your period and you making out with your ex in public parking lot? No problem. Inform all participants, pull out your tampon, and throw it out the car window. Notice said parking lot has video cameras once the deed is done? No problem. Enjoy your debut in amateur porn.
The only thing you have to worry about is informing your partner, so they don’t drunkenly go down on you in a movie theatre and forget to wipe their face before leaving said dark movie theatre. True story. I mean that didn’t happen to me, but to a friend of a friend. Okay, not really a friend of a friend, but it was one of those sexy urban legends I heard when I was a teenager. How embarrassing?!
So, how about you Peepz, do you fuck on your period? Will you fuck someone on their period? Make sure to say yes, or you’ll never tap this ass.
Lola's purple bum!
What can I say, people with period hang ups turn me off. P.S. Sorry for the weird angle ass pic (click on it for a larger view), but let me tell you… you’ve gotta be a damn contortionist to take pictures of your own bum. P.P.S. I don’t have those undies anymore, because I mailed them to someone who has a thing for purple and the way my pussy smells. P.P.P.S. Googling “period sex” results in many strange images.
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