What is it about chicks tying a tie that’s so damn sexy?!
My father taught me how to tie a tie when I was 9 years-old and I’ve never forgotten. He was an avid amateur sailor, so he also taught how to tie a variety of different knots. Of course his teaching method was rated G (thank God), not like the how-to video below. Still, I’m grateful for the lessons. Knowing how to tie a good knot can come in handy, you know, when camping, scaling a rock wall, tying up your lover, tying up your lover when camping.
The Windsor knot isn’t your every day knot. You break that baby out for special occasions or maybe everyday if you’re a particularly snazzy dresser. It also has a scandalous royal history as you’ll soon discover in the second video.
The first video is the important one though; it’ll teach you the 10 steps required to tie the perfect Windsor knot. It doesn’t hurt that the lady doing the demonstration is super fucking out and his wearing an outfit that would make any dominatrix proud. I especially like the “blind wig” she’s wearing; it puts a nice emphasis on the sense of touch.
I thought that Taylor Momsen had forever killed the sexiness of tapped up nipples for me, but this chick made me forget about Momsen and her stage antics. Of course, visible nipples are always nice, but the black electric tape does justice to Miss Windsor’s outfit, sooo I’m not complaining. If only all how-to videos were this sexy.
How-to tie a Windsor knot:
History of the Windsor knot:
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