Are you peepz familiar with “rule 34” of the Internet?
Originally created by 4ever alone users of the 4Chan message board, rule 34 states that, “if it exists, there is porn of it,” such as abberations like My Little Pony pr0n, schtupping superheroes and Simpsons fuckfests.
Hit the net like I did and if you take a couple twisted minutes you can find…
Porny nightmare Oprah:
Toast getting it on with butter:
and whatever the fuck this shit is:
If you still don’t understand, here’s an explainer video:
Or a graphic collection of rule 34 pics, featuring torrid toothpaste:
Or this week’s LOLpervs:
Oh, yeah, rule 35 states that if there isn’t porn of something already, it will be created.
So go get drawing Mitt Romney’s ballsack!
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P.S. If you have suggestions for sexy YouTubers, please e-mail them to firstname.lastname@example.org! Also, please remember to check out MY sexy channel.