Sexy Librarians

by alpha harlot on October 24, 2011

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All my life, people have described my style as “Sexy Librarian”. I think it physically just might be my glasses to be honest with you, but in my heart I’m a true lover of books. Nothing is more satisfying to me then laying down with a brand new book, the way the pages feel between my fingers, the way the ink smells…It’s my favorite thing to experience…other then sex of course.

This week two completely different companies released two products that go right along with my book infatuation. One for those of us who enjoy sexy looking men and one for those of us who enjoy sexy looking women getting their pussies drilled among hundreds of books.

Punk Rock Porn Princess Joanna Angel released her latest Burning Angel flick, Librarians earlier this month, it features library sex like I always dreamed it would be, blow jobs in the aisles and hot tattooed chicks with their legs spread and feet up on the shelves. Joanna Angel pulled together another super sexy cast of pornstar pussy including herself, Kimberly Kane and Skin Diamond and these chicks are SERIOUS about making fuck.

The storyline is super cheesy, just like a good porn should be. Sex, laughter and having a good time all go together as far as I’m concerned. Joanna totally understands this and THAT is why she’s one of my favorite people in porn today.  I love that she jumped on the Women at Work porn theme that up till now has been dominated by fantasy situations that just didn’t appeal to me. I’ve has sex in libraries twice, but both times it was after hours and not with a librarian. Check out the trailer:

If you like what you see go take it all in at BurningAngel.com, and hit up the free Pornhub BurningAngel channel!

For our lady readers, Men of the Stacks, is a 2012 calendar of hunky bookworm librarians. Some months, the handsome men featured have clothes on (boooo!!) but in some of the shots the men are erotically in partial nudity. The men say in their mission statement on the website that they are trying to reverse the stigma that all librarians are women. I’m not sure about the situation being as serious as they make it seem but I do know that Mr. January can take me out any time.

The calendar can be purchased for $19.99 over HERE  and the cool thing is that all the proceeds from the calendar are donated to the It Gets Better Project which is a charity that supports LGBT youth.

Sexy men for a good cause? I’m down.

I totally want to fuck a librarian now.  That might be one of my goals for 2012.

  • aznAtlas

    Alpha, I used to work at a library.  Not as a librarian though (never got the degree).  Does that disqualify me completely?

    I miss the days when the library was a place of quiet, almost perfect silence but for the rustling of pages turning.  The ones around me now are all social gathering places where kids run wild, old people chat and homeless people rest.  You could probably have sex now inside one during regular hours since no one would hear you.  Back in the day when you could hear a pin drop, it’d probably add to the excitement of trying to enjoy yourself but not make any noise whatsoever.

    • http://twitter.com/AlphaHarlot Alpha Harlot

      My first kiss was in a library…and my mom totally caught me in full on sloppy teenager,”I can’t really kiss yet so I’m going to try and do it like they do in the movies” mode. lol 
      I totally want to bang in a library.  This must be done. ;)

  • Lola Byrd

    “No, no, she’s not, she’s a really good librarian.” Haha! Best line ever. Also, I love James Deen.

  • Lola Byrd

    Also, I agree about Mister January. Hawt!

  • Lola Byrd

    Haha, sorry, I’m spamming you with comments, but I was just about to leave you that John Waters quote, but I see you already reblogged it on Tumblr. Bibliophile for life!

  • DC

    What’s the name of the actress in the first picture???

    • Pornofan1

      phonix marie i think

      • DC

        Awesome! Thanks! My new fav!!!

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