I already wrote a post about a year ago about twerkers, but I never focused specifically on the dance move known as the booty clap.
Before I show you how not to clap your junk, here is a woman who is an ass clappin’ pro:
Then, watch me fail to clap dat ass:
This white girl also fails, but I guarantee your manhood will win while watching it on repeat:
“Bonus points for being in the kitchen,” said one YouTube assficionado:
Here’s a legit pornstar mega clap:
Finally, a generous playlist of rumps ricocheting without any music interfering with the sound of flailing fat:
If you can ass clap, please send video links to firstname.lastname@example.org. You know, for science.