Lola already wrote about camel toe enhancers a month or so ago, but I have yet to share the freshest toe on YouTube.
Are you tired of that miserable Goyte song yet? Are you also offended by gratuitous toe? Here’s a parody song for you:
Kokomo as camel toe:
Same song, different toes:
Camel toe debate:
My fave brassy broad GloZell singing about her cray fugly toe:
Full-on musical theatre dropout WTF, here’s The Adventures of Moose Knuckle and Camel Toe:
And their final episode:
Oh no, it’s the creepy stalker camel toe cam:
Here’s Avril Lavigne trolling us into watching her sit on a camel in a video she called Camel Toe. How rebellious of her!
Want to join The Young Turks and guess whom the camel toe belongs to? The audio transcription is particularly entertaining:
I feel like I have to end with something acceptably sexy. My camel toe searches are letting me down on YouTube!
Workout toe:
80′s aerobics reverse toes:
Oh, who am I kidding, camel toe is mostly just mock-worthy:
;3
XO,
Daisee.
P.S. If you have suggestions for sexy YouTubers, please e-mail them to lolpervs@gmail.com! Also, please remember to check out MY sexy channel.

