Since Obama Girl proclaimed her crush on the original B.O., fan videos have been oft rousing trouser snakes on YouTube.
I am so satisfied with myself that I managed to fit Obama and trouser snake in the same sentence. I happen to think he has a big one.
So does she:
AN-E-WAYS, the newest fangirl sensation to hit YouTube is the relatively unsexy “overly attached girlfriend,” a.k.a Laina Morris, and she makes creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend fan videos.
Like her Justin Bieber fan video:
Or her Carly Rae Jepshutthefuckup fan video:
However, I suspect you want less obsessive poon and more fixated horny twat.
Here’s the loony Courtney Stodden in a tribute to her who-the-fuck-are-you-kidding style icon, Marilyn Monroe:
Here’s a busted MILF seducing a fictitious, moderately-successful, YouTube partner:
Comic con weirdos all dolled-up:
And finally a somewhat doughy fangirl of gore reviewing…?
I am noticing a theme.
Fangirls are crazy.
Usually that means better in bed, right?
CRAZY IN THE HEAD, CRAZY WITH THE TROUSER SNAKE!