The continued relevance of Octomom (Nadya Suleman) reminds me of one thing: vaginas are magic. If they can pump out 14 kids, make someone famous and then save them from bankruptcy, maybe we need to send more vagina to Greece. AMI8TIMESRITE?
Pictures from Octomom’s “save me and my 14 kids from welfare and public school!” masturbation porn video surfaced this week on TMZ. She honestly doesn’t look half bad:
Here’s her “Home Alone” self-pleasure video trailer:
This isn’t Suleman’s first foray into getting naked to pay her bills. She’s also been paid to bear her breasts for a British magazine called Closer:
And starred in a freaky BDSM baby whipping shoot:
She’s also inspired sexy/scary YouTube actresses to parody the freakshow fame game:
So will you be MILFing out a self-pleasure to Nadya’s vid in a few weeks?
Make sure you have multiple tissues on hand if you do! Ha. Ha. Huh.
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