While Kate Middleton is getting her brains banged out by a balding man who will never be king, you are probably ten times more common but twenty times hotter and longing to get in on a little royal action. Thank goodness for the kingdom of YouTube!
We’ll start with web celeb Venetian Princess, who tarts herself up like Hollywood royalty (trash) and makes parody songs.
The Kardashian anthem:
For all you golden shower princes, here’s a Britney Spears parody about having to pee while in traffic:
An ode to male furries:
Moving on to other fairy tale fuckables, here’s a pervy little ditty about the less than G-rated sex life and frustrations of a Disney princess:
Speaking of, here’s a perky Ariel cosplay romp in the water:
In what can only be described as Disney after dark, check out the tassle twirling animated princess striptease with a little lesbo liplock at the end:
These real life slutty Princesses look like they are wearing Leg Avenue Costumes. Best watched full-screen:
Allow me to be Queen Bitch, but woof:
To make up for that, here’s a slutty Leia montage:
And a Princess Peach perversion:
Somewhere Mario is blushing… or fapping?
SOMEDAY MY PRINCE WILL COME!
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