Because I am a YouTube entrepreneur (read: minion), I have come up with a series where I create cutesy tease videos on LOLpervs every Tuesday called, “Flirty Tuesdays,” or “F Tuesdays,” for short. I was inspired by the sexy tease films of days gone past, when merely the sight of an ankle could set a young Marine’s vessel afloat.
Luckily for you, I found an ample archive of tease material on the BoobTube.
Here are two ladies in a teenage tease film from the 1940s who are trying to hitch a ride:
And a redheaded riot that dances like Adam Levine:
Virginia has two bells. Can you guess what they are?
I think Virginia was a little high on Valium in this one:
Hey! It’s the Beal[l] strip tease with a little old-fashioned bush at the end!
If you’re into weirdoes, this one works:
Ina Ingenue knows how to tease us with stockings:
I’ll leave you with a modern master of the tease, Ms. Dita Von Manson:
What should I do in my next tease video, Internets?
P.S. If you have suggestions for sexy YouTubers, please e-mail them to firstname.lastname@example.org! Also, please remember to check out MY sexy channel, http://www.youtube.com/lolpervs!