Super Mario Porn?

by Bucky Beall on February 15, 2011

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I’m not one for modern video games, sometimes I’ll dust off the old Super Nintendo for some drunken Mario Kart tourneys with my pals,  but I’m behind on the times as video games are a big deal – they’re the mainstream now. You probably already know there’s a porn version of anything you can think of. Like, literally, anything…. if there’s not already as soon as you think of it, it will pop into existence on the internet.

With the latest porn parody craze this is even more true than ever, personally I never thought there would be a Seinfeld porn or a Justice League fuck flick but they all exist. And with video games making more money than Hollywood, you better believe the adult industry has noticed their popularity and reacted.

You can watch a porno of World of Warcraft called World of Whorecraft, or Poke-A-Mom the Pokemon parody and of course: Vice City Porn the fuck flick adaption of Grand Theft Auto. But for classic gaming you can’t beat Super Mario Brothers, first introduced back in 1985 it’s gone through numerous versions and sequels right up to the present.  Oh there’s a porn parody…but it’s actually old news, it was one done back in the early 90s…with Ron Jeremy! You can watch some SFW selections from the masterpiece Super Hornio Brothers, here:

Also, this internet sketch comedy troupe made their interpretation of what a Mario porno should be, check-check-check it out:

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