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Candice Swanepeol Titty Tits For Fashion

May 17, 2013

There’s a special sort of soft-porn performer called a “fashion model” who makes hundreds of thousands, or millions, per year, get invited to every swanky high class event, appear on the cover of magazines that are not even covered in brown paper or hidden on a top rack, and are generally praised by our society [...]

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Miranda Kerr Topless Titty Pics

May 16, 2013

Miranda Kerr is so fucking sexy and not only sexy but so fucking beautiful (and there’s lots of women out there who are sexy while not being beautiful) when I look at her naked I just want to punch the wall (or the nearest Twitter person near me, duck YouPorn Jude!). I just get so turned [...]

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NYPD Says Women Allowed To Go Topless!

May 16, 2013

It’s kind of odd in this day and age that it’s socially acceptable for a man to walk around with no shirt on but the moment a woman joins “No Shirt Nation,” someone gets arrested for public indecency. It’s not just boobs, either. A lot of heavier set men confuse being fat with bring strong [...]

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The Big Bang: Autumn Reeser Nudes It Up With Antonio Banderas

May 16, 2013

On screen, obviously. The last time I checked Antonio Banderas was still married to a slowly decaying yet somehow still hot Melanie Griffith. The Big Bang – not that TV show – starring a timeless Antonio Banderas as a private dick hired to look for a stripper was announced a while back. Like 2011… a [...]

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Katharina Damm, Model & Actress, Topless Beach Pics

May 16, 2013

Maybe I’m losing my magic, maybe my grip on dirty jokes is slipping, but I’m going to leave it up to you, the readers, to make the “Damn Katharina damm you got awesome boobs and a wicked beach bod, damn girl dammmm.” And whoever makes the best joke along these lines in our comments section [...]

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Nipple Tattooing Is The Newest Trend?

May 14, 2013

Tit Tattooing (say it ten times fast)! Yes it’s a thing, well actually, nipple tatts are now the new big thing. And no, our famously tattooed Twitter hottie Katie Pornhub does not have tattooed headlights and she’s not getting any even though Peeperz is offering to pay to transform her nips into little images of Bucky’s face. [...]

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Model/Rapper Girlfriend Helen Lasichanh Pops Some Boobs Out

May 10, 2013

Every year New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art hosts the swanky Met Ball which celebrates the annual opening of the fashion exhibit and the nation’s brightest and best and famous and rich and stylish, as well as trash like Kim Kardashian, spend $25,000 each to attend – it’s definitely a time for class and poise, not the best [...]

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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Titty Tassels

May 9, 2013

Want to know how to spin tassels like a burlesque bitch? I show you how so that you can stick one to your peniscopter and give it a go! I imagine this is how you dirty bastards will look when you slap a couple of pasties on and get twirling: PolestarsUK puts on a good [...]

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Olivia Munn Tits ‘N’ Nips In See-Thru Mesh

May 7, 2013

Olivia Munn doesn’t seem to mind her sex symbol status. From her days as the nerd bait (for the nerds to m’bait to) on the video game/comic book/general geek issues Attack of the Show to her leaked, incredibly naughty, sexting pics, to her more serious role on HBO’s The Newsroom one gets sense this is a [...]

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Jessica Alba Nip Slip See-Thru Bra

May 7, 2013

Back in a magical time known as the “early 2000s”, or as douche nozzles call it “the aughts”, I attended college for a few years before getting kicked out (turns out “Human Sexuality Studies” is a lot more boring than it sounds, they also don’t appreciate submitting photocopies of your genitals in lieu of homework) and in each [...]

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