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Boobs Are Nice But They Also Suck Sometimes

August 12, 2017
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My boobs are big, but they aren’t huge. When I was trying to film actual porno movies (not just maintain my amateur porno pseudo-empire) I was actually told that they weren’t big enough to shoot BBW porno. Whatevs. They work for me…except that boob sweat is real and one of the most terrible parts of […]

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Kim Kardashian Wears A Shirt That Is Almost Non-Existant

August 8, 2017
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I go back and forth on the whole Kim Kardashian bandwagon… sometimes I love her, sometimes I think she’ll all that is wrong with the world, and sometimes (most of the time) I couldn’t care less. No matter how you feel about the most famous woman in the world, can we all take a moment and […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Maid in the Shade

July 22, 2017
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I’m lucky enough to live in a condo with little supervision from our landlord. He’s a nice guy and everything, but I’ve had enough experience with nosey people trying to be all up in my business just because they own the building I sleep in. Our landlord lives on the opposite side of the United […]

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Doctor Who? Jodie Whittaker Has Boobies

July 20, 2017
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The first thing I thought when I heard the new Doctor was called Jodie Whittaker was: “Is she related to Forest Whitaker?” The second thing I thought was: “Oh, she has boobies.” I’m kidding, the first thing I thought was: “Did the first female Doctor have to be thin and blonde?” Which was closely followed by: “Peter Capaldi […]

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Glorious Enya Bakunova & Her Pussy Nude For David Bellemere

June 30, 2017
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I feel like David Bellemere doesn’t usually go for the full on pussy slit. I don’t know his entire portfolio by heart, but it seems to me he usually hides the vadge with some strategic angles and shadows. Oh sure, I’ve seen a little bit of bush here and there, but never someone’s actually labia […]

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Rihanna Boobie See Through In New “Wild Thoughts” Video!

June 27, 2017
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Rihanna is quite possibly the most beautiful woman in the world. At the very least, she makes the top 10. She’s gorgeous, that’s quite obvious, but she also has this indescribable je ne sais quoi that just exudes style, grace and straight up sex. I swear, she sweats sex. It drips off of her… leaving […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Beatrice (2007)

June 22, 2017
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It’s been a decade since this photoshoot appeared in the Estonian issue of Playboy and it shows. I’m not sure what nude models look like in Estonia these days, but this isn’t it. I’m not saying it’s bad, because it’s not. Beatrice is quite fetching, but it’s almost like the stylist and photographer couldn’t figure out […]

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Top 20: Bouncing Boob Gifs Of Tumblr

June 15, 2017
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Boobs really are the best body parts. Asses are a close second, so are vulvas, but there’s something about the roundness and smooshiness of tits that just gets to me every time. I think, in part, it has something to do with the fact that my tits are really sensitive, so when I see tits, not […]

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Amber Rose’s Bush Is Quite Nice, Don’t You Agree?!

June 14, 2017
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Amber Rose isn’t so much bringing back the bush as joining a movement that’s been going on for a few years now where we’ve seen women show off more and more body hair, from their underarms to their pussies. As you all know, I’m all for the liberation of women and banning body shame to […]

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Houston Strip Clubs To Be Completely Topless Once Again!

June 4, 2017
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The way people in the United States make fun of Texas is the way Texans make fun of Houston. It’s a weird city with a bunch of weird laws, but the one we’re concerned about now has to do with nipples. While Houston has an impressive number of strip clubs, it’s illegal for dancers to […]

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