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Best Present Ever, But Not For Her

January 10, 2017
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Did you Peepz get any presents while you were celebrating or not celebrating this holiday season? I gave my wife a Pure Wand. She cried when she opened it and she cried when she came with it the first time. It was probably the best present ever. Then I started reading about odd presents that […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Getting Off With Sex and Candy

August 6, 2015
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There’s nothing sweeter than the taste of pussy juice, especially when it’s all over my face. Incorporating sex and sticky sweet candy is one of the oldest tricks in the book, but that doesn’t mean that it isn’t one of the best ways to get off. To prove my point…here’s a Fap Along list of […]

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Sex: The Ultimate Valentine’s Day Present?

February 14, 2014
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It’s Valentine’s Day and while I still remember it as an innocent day of candy exchanges, many Americans take the occasion much more seriously. According to Time magazine, most men and women expect their significant other to pay an average of $240 on gifts for them this Valentine’s. That’s a lot of pink and red […]

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Chocolate Found To Increase Sexual Performance – Science!

October 14, 2013
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People all over the world go through extreme measures to increase their sexual potency. While there are readily available medications to treat a wide range of sexual problems, many prefer the natural route. As an avid fan of The Travel Channel I’ve seen people ingest all manner of animal penis and reptile hearts in order […]

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Día De Los Muertos: The Sexy, Cool, Way To Remember The Dead

November 1, 2012
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As much as I enjoy All Hallows’ Eve for the relentlessly slutty costumes and excessive drinking associated with Halloween parties, the whole holiday is essentially a poor man’s version of Día de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead. This is a Mexican holiday where we gather and remember friends and family who have passed […]

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Newlyweds – Dirty Parody Of A Candy Commercial

July 26, 2011
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Throughout the long work day of writing up the world of porn and sexxx for y’all I have my instant messenger (ICQ for life, yo) open so I can chat and gossip with my co-workers, other sex bloggers, and various talents in the adult industry. A pretty young lady who writes for one of the […]

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