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Candice Swanepeol Titty Tits For Fashion

May 17, 2013

There’s a special sort of soft-porn performer called a “fashion model” who makes hundreds of thousands, or millions, per year, get invited to every swanky high class event, appear on the cover of magazines that are not even covered in brown paper or hidden on a top rack, and are generally praised by our society [...]

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Miranda Kerr Topless Titty Pics

May 16, 2013

Miranda Kerr is so fucking sexy and not only sexy but so fucking beautiful (and there’s lots of women out there who are sexy while not being beautiful) when I look at her naked I just want to punch the wall (or the nearest Twitter person near me, duck YouPorn Jude!). I just get so turned [...]

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The Big Bang: Autumn Reeser Nudes It Up With Antonio Banderas

May 16, 2013

On screen, obviously. The last time I checked Antonio Banderas was still married to a slowly decaying yet somehow still hot Melanie Griffith. The Big Bang – not that TV show – starring a timeless Antonio Banderas as a private dick hired to look for a stripper was announced a while back. Like 2011… a [...]

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Katharina Damm, Model & Actress, Topless Beach Pics

May 16, 2013

Maybe I’m losing my magic, maybe my grip on dirty jokes is slipping, but I’m going to leave it up to you, the readers, to make the “Damn Katharina damm you got awesome boobs and a wicked beach bod, damn girl dammmm.” And whoever makes the best joke along these lines in our comments section [...]

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Angelina Jolies Tits Are Gone But She’ll Live Longer

May 14, 2013

When I was growing up, my best friend was obsessed with Angelina Jolie. She bought into all the hype and attention grabbing antics like Angie’s marriage to Billy Bob Thornton and that time that she gave a very intense, if not passionate, kiss to her brother on the red carpet. It was her lips that [...]

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Snoop Lion (Dogg) Used To Be A Pimp? Big Surprise!

May 13, 2013

Snoop Lion the gangsta rapper-turned Rasta musician formerly known as Snoop Dogg wasn’t full of look-at-me-I’m-such-a-bad-boy bullshit when he dubbed himself a pimp back in 2003: “I put an organization together. I did a Playboy tour, and I had a bus follow me with ten bitches on it. I could fire a bitch, fuck a bitch, get a [...]

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Model/Rapper Girlfriend Helen Lasichanh Pops Some Boobs Out

May 10, 2013

Every year New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art hosts the swanky Met Ball which celebrates the annual opening of the fashion exhibit and the nation’s brightest and best and famous and rich and stylish, as well as trash like Kim Kardashian, spend $25,000 each to attend – it’s definitely a time for class and poise, not the best [...]

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Olivia Munn Tits ‘N’ Nips In See-Thru Mesh

May 7, 2013

Olivia Munn doesn’t seem to mind her sex symbol status. From her days as the nerd bait (for the nerds to m’bait to) on the video game/comic book/general geek issues Attack of the Show to her leaked, incredibly naughty, sexting pics, to her more serious role on HBO’s The Newsroom one gets sense this is a [...]

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Jessica Alba Nip Slip See-Thru Bra

May 7, 2013

Back in a magical time known as the “early 2000s”, or as douche nozzles call it “the aughts”, I attended college for a few years before getting kicked out (turns out “Human Sexuality Studies” is a lot more boring than it sounds, they also don’t appreciate submitting photocopies of your genitals in lieu of homework) and in each [...]

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Girl Crush: Ashley Smith & Gap-Toothed Beauties

May 3, 2013

What is it about a girl with a gap between her two front teeth that drives me so wild? I guess it adds just the right amount of weirdness to a pretty face. Anyone who looks too perfect feels computer generated to me. I myself was a gap-toothed teenager but I stupidly let my parents [...]

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