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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Daisy Lowe (2010)

January 5, 2017
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Daisy Lowe is my favorite. I know I say that a lot, but I dare you to watch this video from 2010 and not fall in love with her. I dare you. Come on. Go watch. To the end. And? How do you feel? Don’t hold back what you feel. Let your tiger out. It’s […]

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Cara Delevingne’s Bare Ass Looking Delicious For Esquire

August 11, 2016
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Holy hell, Cara is hot! Cara Delevingne sort of took a step back from the modelling world when she threw herself into that whole acting thing, but you can see for yourself why she was the modelling world’s “it” girl for a few years there. I don’t know how good of an actress she is, […]

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Sweater Porn Is The New Porn Porn – Winter Is Coming!

November 10, 2014
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All I want for Christmas is no pants and a sweater. Like, a lady friend wearing no pants that pulled on one of my sweaters to go to the bathroom because it’s just a tad chilly in the house. Yes, in this fantasy the chick in the picture is MY girlfriend and she’s wearing MY […]

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Penelope Cruz Still Hot For Esquire – It’s Been A While!

October 15, 2014
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And it’s about fucking time. Sure, she’s busy with her career, her ridiculously hot husband, and her kids, but I want the super sexy Penelope Cruz back. The one who was Tom Cruise’s arm candy – minus the Tom Cruise. When Penny (I wonder if anyone calls her Penny?) first made it onto the American […]

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Karen Gillan Adds Moisture To My Panties In Lingerie For Esquire

October 2, 2014
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If you don’t know who Karen Gillan is, we might have to break up. If you don’t know that we’re going out, that’s it, we’re really through. No take backs. Karen is only the best Doctor Who companion ever. Well, except for Rose and Donna. I was pretty fond of them as well, oh and […]

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Megan Fox Is Still Hot!

January 25, 2013
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Megan Fox disappeared for a while after that whole Transformers debacle. She’s been buried under a rock somewhere killing time with some has been from 90210 and giving birth to some kid. Sure, the chick was overexposed. And yes, people got sick of her, but I’m here to tell you that Megan Fox is still […]

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Mila Kunis Voted Sexiest Woman Alive By Esquire

October 12, 2012
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Oh, sweet, sweet Mila Kunis. I remember when she played a young Angelina Jolie in the movie Gia (full on Jolie nudity in that film for anyone interested); I had no idea who Kunis was at the time… she was just a kid, but I remember my friends and I saying that she had been […]

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Megan Fox, Kate Beckinsale, Daisy Lowe, Rachel Weisz Hotness!

January 25, 2012
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Greg Williams is my new god. He’s a British photographer that often works for Esquire and Agent Provocateur among other equally awesome places, and for some bizarre fucked up reason I only heard about him today. Well, it’s not so much him that I care about, although he is pretty talented, but it’s the freakin’ […]

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Rihanna is Esquire’s 2011 Sexiest Woman Alive

October 13, 2011
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I don’t get how there can be a ‘sexiest woman alive’ every year. Wouldn’t they cancel each other out? Not that anyone cares… Really, it’s all about making a list of the hottest women of the moment and ogling them, which ain’t bad for a days work. I wonder if they have some sort of […]

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