Florida

Man Arrested For Picking Up Hooker On His Honeymoon. Oops!

May 15, 2013

My dad once told me you always try on a pair of boots before you cut the tags off and then he winked so violently that actual sparks shot out of his face. While most couples are sexually active prior to marriage, it’s still expected that newlywed couples spend their honeymoon have copious amounts of [...]

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Florida Teacher Fired For Secret Sexy Modeling Career

May 9, 2013

It’s teacher appreciation week, and we’ve made it all the way to Thursday without talking about the poor bastards. We only ever mention teachers on Peeperz when someone gets busted for having a secret porn career or tweets their sexy, weed-fueled shenanigans. Thanks to Olivia Sprauer of Martin County, Florida – today is no exception. [...]

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Florida Couple Addicted To Coffee Enemas

February 13, 2013

Only in Florida! Personally, I’ve never had an enema. Unless you count a barium enema, which, let me tell you, was in no way pleasant. Especially since I couldn’t eat for two days prior and I had to take the most powerful laxative in the world. I thought I was going to die. I found [...]

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Naked, Shitting, Wanking, Carnie On The Roof? Florida!

January 23, 2013

Yeah okay if I heard some noise on my roof I’d assume it was a squirrel or weather or something. That is, except if I was in Florida, if I heard any rustling sounds coming from above me I’d just logically assume the noise was caused by a naked, shitting, wanking, 21-year old carnie on [...]

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Teacher Tries To Blow Her Way Out Of A DUI!

January 15, 2013

As I’ve mentioned before, it’s almost impossible to be fired as a teacher. This is hilarious because people who spend ten hours a day around minors, suppressing every urge to smash them in the face with a textbook tend to party pretty hard when school is not in session. I drank and fucked more in [...]

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Man Flashes Cops His Balls To AVOID Arrest For Public Indecency

October 23, 2012

Yes you read the headline right and no I’m not making shit up under the dual influence of wishful thinking and airplane glue: To avoid being arrested by the police for public indecency a man dropped his pants and showed off his testicles to the officers. Where? You can probably guess! Florida, it’s always Florida. [...]

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“Sarah Paylin” To Appear At Strip Club During GOP Convention

August 28, 2012

Sarah Palin is an American politician, best known for being kind of retarded. She entered the 2008 Presidential election as the running mate for Republican candidate John McCain. This man was a decorated war hero and a hardnosed, straight shooting candidate. He had all the qualifications to be an amazing president but he was also [...]

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Police Ruin Tampa’s Fun Prior To Republican National Convention

August 21, 2012

Until we have a political party as awesome as Australia’s sex party, American politics will always be boring and stupid. The reason news channels have 5 different tickers going at once is because it’s impossible to sit through a politician speaking without being distracted by something less horrible, like news about bombings and animal abuse. [...]

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Arrested Driving Naked & Jerking It With A Toy Gun Up The Ass?

July 5, 2012

When someone sends me some fucked up Peeperz-worthy news, news that occurred in the great state of Florida. I know it’s going to be a doozy. Like this report of a man being arrested for (allegedly) driving his car around naked while jacking off….with an eight inch orange plastic toy pistol up his ass with the end of it [...]

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11:00 AM Drunk Driving With Sex Toys Up The Ass & Pee Pants

March 1, 2012

The best entries in our crime files all come seem to come from Florida and I feel like today’s criminal report really sums up what that state is all about. A few days back Kevin Brann, 41, crashed into the back of another car at around 11 o’clock in the morning, don’t worry, no one [...]

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