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Gambling On Sex Toy Races In Vegas?

May 17, 2013

For Bucky Beall’s many vices (voyeurism, addiction to Huffington Post, addiction to huffing solvents, addiction to cheap women) gambling is not one of them. As a born loser there’s no thrill in betting on games of chance, cards, or whore’s races errrr horse races, because he knows he’s going to lose already. Of course for any [...]

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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: 80′s Rocker Chick

May 16, 2013

In the eighties, thin, blond, and strung-out metal music loving babes were the bombshells of choice. Have a gander at the near-nude sexpot at 2:57 in this video: Flash forward to 2013. That woman, named Jill, now has a YouTube channel called TheMotherChick. She is still thin, blond, oversexed and rocking out. Except… Now she [...]

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Top 5: Ways To Use Lube You’d Never Think Of!

May 16, 2013

I have an almost brand new box of condoms and a bottle of lube sitting on a shelf in the bookcase next to my bed… going to complete and utter waste. It’s a dry spell ladies and gents like no other. There ain’t no loving happening here. I’m not so worried about the condoms, though, [...]

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Top 5: Barrage Of The Bizarre Sex Toys

May 14, 2013

It’s been awhile since we’ve endured a list of sex toy nightmares – I’ve tried recreating the feature as video reviews done by our Twitter princess Pornhub Katie but her mix of tears, begging, and threats on my life, have convinced me otherwise. So until I pawn it off to some other sucker the world’s [...]

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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Titty Tassels

May 9, 2013

Want to know how to spin tassels like a burlesque bitch? I show you how so that you can stick one to your peniscopter and give it a go! I imagine this is how you dirty bastards will look when you slap a couple of pasties on and get twirling: PolestarsUK puts on a good [...]

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Your Cat Watching Us Fuck Is Creeping Me Out

May 8, 2013

I’m sure everyone has had the awkward experience of a riveted dog or cat watching while you get laid. Personally I hate it. It really yanks me out of the moment. Before I had pets it would happen when I went home with a random. I’d be getting fucked in a dimly lit room and [...]

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A Sense Of Humor Helps Dudes To Pick Up – Science!

May 3, 2013

I’m really good at making women laugh but unfortunately it’s by dropping my pants. They’re sure to giggle, probably point, but I don’t think this is what is meant when people say it’s easier to pick up a girl if you can make her laugh. Yes, for years it’s been common sense that girls love a guy [...]

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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Gentleman Dancers

May 2, 2013

It’s been several weeks since Psy released his follow-up to his mega smash hit Gangnam Style, which is called Gentleman, and the pervs of the internet have already made his new song smuttier in their own slutty music videos. Waveya, a sexy Korean dance troupe, thrust and grind their way into any gentleman’s heart: Want [...]

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Your Balls Are More Beautiful Than You Could Ever Know

May 1, 2013

The Dove brand of soap, shampoos, moisturizers, assorted beauty products, and toiletries, made a hit with their web only short film/commercial Real Beauty Sketches. If your mom or aunt hasn’t already put it on your Facebook wall it features a police sketch artist drawing various women without seeing them, the sketches are made from the women [...]

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“Ex-Boyfriend” NSFW Rap About The Dude Who Was There First

April 29, 2013

I haven’t really worried about feelings of inadequacy about comparing to chick’s previous boyfriends or lovers. I’m already secure in the knowledge that I’m the worst lay they have ever had. And ever will have It’s completely liberating to never have such worries. In fact it’s a point of pride that the sluts I sleep with will never, never, forget fucking [...]

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