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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Charisse (1990)

December 22, 2016
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Holy crap, Hustler had it going on in the ’90s. I don’t know much about this model, except for the fact that she went under the name Charisse and that she had a banging bod, but I can tell you without a doubt that I would have masturbated to pic number three (see photo gallery) […]

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Tallulah Willis Topless & Sort Of Masturbating In A Bathroom

October 24, 2016
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Tallulah Willis is painfully cool. She’s part of that generation of celebrity kids that are famous for being famous. For some reason all you need these days to be a celebrity is to be the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, oh, and to post pics of your boobs on the Internet with semi-regular […]

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GIF Day: Veronica Rodriguez Gets You Through The Week

October 19, 2016
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Born in Venezuela, Veronica Rodriguez went to Catholic school (thanks for that image), you know, the kind where they separate the girls from the boys, because sex is evil, which is funny considering how many catholic school girls go on to experiment sexually with other girls. And that’s exactly what happened. Veronica’s first kiss was […]

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Candice Swanepoel Is Very, Very Pregnant In Lingerie

September 14, 2016
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Candice Swanepoel is dating that dude, you now, that dude who was in all the Transporter movies. Jason Statham. No wait, that’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. She’s the one going out with Statham. I always get Candice and Rosie mixed up. I can only keep track of so many blue-eyed blondes. Swanepoel is married/about to be married […]

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Dick Lattes For Me Every Morning

July 24, 2016
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Coffee and orgasms are basically my life-blood. I have a very hard time surviving through my day without having either in plentiful amounts. While I don’t NEED a dick to make my orgasms happen, sometimes they’re nice to have around. And dicks in my coffee? That’s my new favorite thing. There’s an instagram account called […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Oiled Up and Sexy

June 26, 2016
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I went to a baseball game last weekend and ended up with one hell of a tan. Rubbing oil on my babe’s shoulders in public is a super dooper turn on for me but when she started smearing the lotion into my cleavage, the guy sitting behind us definitely seemed to be enjoying himself. You […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Jenna J. Ross Gets You Through The Week

June 8, 2016
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Jenna J. Ross is a deep throat expert. The petite nympho always thought that you were supposed to put the whole thing in your mouth and it wasn’t until she got into porn that she realized that wasn’t always the case. Her high school boyfriends must have loooved her. Being able to deep throat a […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Vicki Chase Gets You Through The Week

April 13, 2016
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Vicki Chase clearly missed an opportunity when she choose her porn name. Anyone with the first name Vicki should have known to go with the last name Vale. Chuck will tell you. Whatever, it’s cool, she decided to go with Chase because she worked as a bank teller at Chase before entering the porn industry. […]

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Emilia Clarke Tiny & Sexy As Fuck For Esquire Magazine

October 23, 2015
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Emilia Clarke is basically a midget.* At 5’1″ she’s tiny. Is it weird that this is the first time I’ve noticed how short she is? Probably, considering I’ve watched every single episode of Game of Thrones, but I’m thinking that show uses some kind of television magic to trick me into thinking that Emilia is […]

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Morning Jerk Before Work: Alexis Texas Is Bodacious

October 14, 2015
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An army brat of German, Norwegian, and Puerto Rican descent, Alexis Texas‘s first job was in a nursing home where she worked as a personal care assistant. Before making her debut in the porn industry she was attending college in the hopes of becoming a respiratory care therapist. That’s all well and good, but doesn’t […]

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