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Amber Rose’s Bush Is Quite Nice, Don’t You Agree?!

June 14, 2017
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Amber Rose isn’t so much bringing back the bush as joining a movement that’s been going on for a few years now where we’ve seen women show off more and more body hair, from their underarms to their pussies. As you all know, I’m all for the liberation of women and banning body shame to […]

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Sex News: Real “Sex” Dolls, Pornhub Unbanned, & Insta Puppets

May 11, 2017
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Welcome to my disembodied nightmare! RealDoll’s first sex robot took me to the uncanny valley: Harmony’s eyes are a window to an uncertain future(EndGadget) During my four-hour visit to the birthplace of the RealDoll, the frighteningly life-like full-body sex toy, I’ve seen mounds of silicone vaginas, sheets of detached nipples, headless women hanging from meat […]

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Last Week On Insta: Charlotte Mckee, Paulina Gretzky & +++

March 5, 2017
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I was driving home last night and some jagoff on the highway was tailgating me hardcore. He was driving a semi truck and he was so close to me that his lights were completely blinding me. I knew the fucker wanted me to sped up, but I was following the limit and it was raining […]

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Last Week On Insta: Abigayle Rockette, Gina Valentina & +++

February 9, 2017
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You can always count on Instagram for some good cleavage and butt cheek shots. I’ve seen so many glorious asses today while scrolling through Insta that I need a minute to myself… or not. Actually, I need a minute alone with a perfectly nice stranger. Either way, I’m good. I haven’t showered today, so I’m […]

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Last Week On Insta: Keisha Grey, Nadine, Abigayle Rockette & +++

January 16, 2017
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I just got back from a Johnny Sins Instagram session. I totally got lost there for a second. Johnny and Kissa lead a somewhat charmed life. Every time I check out their feeds I want to move to Hawaii, because why not? Hawaii must have jobs, right? Okay, so I just got back from another […]

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Last Week On Insta: Karley Sciortino, Noah Bensi, & Chanel Preston

January 11, 2017
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I joined a gym, not because I’m trying to loose weight after the Holidays (I hate that), but rather, because it’s cold as all hell and they have a steam room, a hot tub, and a heated pool. I figured it would be cheaper to pay the gym membership than to pay my hot water […]

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Last Week On Insta: Sommer Ray, Bella Hadid, Jaclyn Taylor & +++

December 27, 2016
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Do you ever have a sex dream about a friend who you have zero romantic/sexy feelings for in real life, but then when you wake up you start feeling like maybe you should give it a try, so you spend the next two hours going through all of their pictures on Facebook and Instagram to […]

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Last Week On Insta Halloween Edition: Abella Danger, Asa Akira, Joanna Angel, Carter Cruise, Lana Rhoades +++

November 1, 2016
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For Halloween I put aside my usual plans of stuffing my face with candy and watching horror movies while hiding from the kids and I actually went out. I know, it’s a miracle. It will make sense in a minute, though, because it was a haunted house and THEY HAD CANDY. Okay, so it wasn’t […]

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Last Week On Insta: Riley Reid, Naomi Campbell & +++

October 25, 2016
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Inssssssstaaaaaaa! Just so you know, every time I say “Inssssstaaaaa!” in my head I’m pronouncing it like Marlon Brando says “Steeellllllaaaaaa!” in A Street Car Named Desire. Keep that in mind while you’re scrolling through these pics. Oh, and don’t forget to leave a comment and tell me who you’re favorite Instagram hotties are. I […]

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Last Week On Insta: Rosie Roff Is A Goddamn Miracle +++

September 21, 2016
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Currently watching the news. Justin Trudeau, Canada‘s Prime Minister is promising to put an end to the AIDS epidemic by 2030. I don’t know how he plans to do it, I’m too distracted imagining what Trudeau would look like dressed up as Frank-N-Further. I think he would look hot in heels and a garter belt. […]

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