Lindsay Lohan

The Time Has Cum – Lindsay Lohan Offered Porn Gig

January 2, 2013

Prior to the release of her bate flick, Octomom had a promising career not being famous anymore. Now she has a house, has been nominated for a handful of AVN awards, and is slightly relevant again. With her previous and now porn fame combined, she has a sort of Captain Planet thing going on with [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Disgusting Panty Upskirt

November 29, 2012

Lindsay Lohan keeps keeping it real. She may be on probation for totally not stealing a necklace from a jewelry store but in the last year that hasn’t stopped her from driving a Cadillac into a semi truck, clipping a pedestrian in New York with her car, calling the cops on her mom, and trying to mow down a Hollywood [...]

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James Deen Is Untouchable (By The Paparazzi)

November 20, 2012

James Deen, one of the handful of name-brand male porn stars in the industry today, recently spoke to Interview magazine about his role in the upcoming Brest Easton Ellis film The Canyons, c0-starring Lindsay Lohan. I won’t go into detail about The Canyons, because we’ve already covered the damn thing so many times the plot [...]

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Top 5: Celebrities Who Rock In The Bedroom

November 5, 2012

We did the whole “Five Celebrities Who Suck At Fucking” and “Top 5: Musicians Who Suck In The Sack” thing, but what about the overpaid fools who rule everyone’s world when it comes times to laying down some fuck?! They deserve their place in the sun too! It’s fun to talk trash, but we gotta [...]

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Lindsay Lohan & James Deen’s “The Canyons” Trailer (& Lilo Tits)

October 10, 2012

If the title above is exciting you too much, and if you missed our previous coverage on this flick: no Lindsay Lohan is not taking James Deen big ween on camera for some skin flick, the two of them are starring in a crime thriller together called The Canyons. It’s a movie with lots of odd [...]

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Famous Bisexual Babes That Should Haunt Your Dreams

August 6, 2012

Bisexual people have it the worst. Seriously, second only to trans folk, they are the outcasts of the queer & straight communities. Constantly having to defend their sexual orientation as real and denying accusations of being indecisive, or of being too scared to come out as gay. You see, some people got it all twisted [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Classy Panty Upskirt

July 12, 2012

Hey it’s the new Lindsay Lohan! She’s sobers, she’s employed, her pockets aint stuffed with stolen jewlery, her ass and pussy aint stuffed with random cocks, she’s back! She’s on top of the world!! Her hair’s even back to red and she has clear eyes and no puke hanging off her breasts. For the first [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Shows Us Her Nips & Plays With A Gun

June 27, 2012

Lindsay Lohan everybody, she cleans up nice! And here she is not lezzing out, not stealing, not snorting coke, not crashing expensive cars into semi-trucks, but just being sexy and weird in this photo set for Terry Richardson and for us. And look, you can basically see her breasts through a transparent bra, that’s nice! We’ve seen [...]

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A Sizzlin’ Hot Lindsay Lohan Lingerie Photoshoot

June 21, 2012

Everyone’s favorite pornstar who isn’t a pornstar is at it again; this time strutting her stuff and peddling her cleavage in a sexy black and white-ish photoshoot. I have no idea what mag this set of pics come from, and I don’t care. Why would I? When all that matters is that I get to [...]

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Linsday Lohan & James Deen In The Same Movie?! Whaaa?

June 18, 2012

Back in March, I told you guys that James Deen was maybe, almost, probably, going to star in the next Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho) movie: The Canyons. Well, it’s a done deal, which is amazing in-and-of-itself, because “OMG, James Dean,” but it gets better: Lindsay Lohan has also been tapped to be in the [...]

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